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Old 03-10-2006, 10:07 PM   #21
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Damn you Pagal, damn you(!!!), you beat me to it! I was going to ask him if the level of intoxication could be best explained as the mixing of said draft with the coolers either earlier or later in the evening. My sister tells me it's a deadly combination.
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:35 PM   #22
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only takes me 8 ounces of straight whiskey to get drunk. Yes thats right, even the gimp drinks a mans drink
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:19 AM   #23
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Oh yeah, well my ****** is bigger than yours.
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:24 AM   #24
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I don't think I'd be hammered after a pitcher of beer, but I'd be pretty damned buzzed anyways.

Some drinks affect peeople differently. I can usually drink quite a few rum and cokes without feeling it too much, but if I have a few beers I'm well on my way.

My 2 cents.
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:38 AM   #25
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Oh yeah, well my ****** is bigger than yours.
I doubt it, why do you think i'm in the wheelchair?
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:07 AM   #26
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I doubt it, why do you think i'm in the wheelchair?
ROFL!

Impressive FG, impressive!
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:47 AM   #27
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Isn't Gordon a somewhat largeish and hefty feller, though? You'd think he'd be a pitcher in each hand type.
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:20 AM   #28
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Oh yeah, well my ****** is bigger than yours.

Hey. Keep you arse hole size bragging in the Brokeback thread.
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:33 AM   #29
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Man, I hammered. I love you all too.
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:39 AM   #30
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Man, I hammered. I love you all too.
Yet you specifically love me. I feel special.

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Old 03-11-2006, 04:44 AM   #31
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I was pretty hammered tonight. Although by now it's starting to wear off. I guess it's cool to post in this thread when you're drunk. Look at me I still post with perfect spelling and punctuation even when I'm drunk. Let this be an example to the rest of you.
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:47 AM   #32
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I'm still drunk. And Reggie, I do love you. *sniff*
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I'm 90% sure Blaster is a dude.
You are only 90% right, he's a dood who likes to dress up like a $2 hoe in Vic Park.

From his CP World Map profile:
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:49 PM   #34
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I can't believe I just read this entire thread.

Before I found CP, I was the loneliest Flames' fan in the world....




I'm still a lonely Flames fan--but now that HIGHLY disturbing photograph in the post above keeps me distracted... (shudder)
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I doubt it, why do you think i'm in the wheelchair?
AHAHAHA Best come back in the history of CP. Good one!
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Also if you drink 3 pints and you're not feeling it, you must be superman or an alcoholic.
Dang, so thats what my problem is.

Unless I'm superman...
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only takes me 8 ounces of straight whiskey to get drunk. Yes thats right, even the gimp drinks a mans drink
I can handle a a high teens number for "hard liquor" mixes (ie. Jack, Vodka, ect), low teens number for beer, bit it takes 1 cooler to make me feel like ****.

(Don't ask me why I had that cooler)
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I doubt it, why do you think i'm in the wheelchair?
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