Does Servepro do something like this? I like the idea of calling a rental agency to see where they send their "problem" cars....
A girl in a car with me once let loose. Only we had just come from Smuggler's all you can eat Sunday brunch. The horror...the horror.... He used pure ammonia from Safeway or some other really nasty cleaner.
Another time after a night out, a guy in the back seat of a 91 Cavalier Coupe had to barf. Luckily his tshirt was tucked in and since the window was not an option and he was still somewhat coherent - he barfed into his tucked in shirt limiting the blast damage. We pulled him over and got him out as quick as we could before too much soakage occured. Kind of funny to watch him jiggle his barf in the shirt like a beer belly. Not as funny as the photos a friend took....