TLF in the Gauntlet this week

[Pagal4321]

Why thank you....In all my 6 years, can't say I've EVER done a TLF.

[rockstar]

Well then, ladies and gentlemen, I expect to see a Dion related TLF in the Gauntlet EACH WEEK, or there will be hell to pay.

And it won't be me dishing out the punishment. I am merely a shepherd.

edit:
Also, congratulations on the wicked idea, Freeway.

Dion will destroy you last.

[flamingchina]

Originally Posted by Freeway

It's speculated that Captain Insano, like Sign Guy, graduated.

Ok who were they, and what did they do?

[Muta]

Originally Posted by flamingchina

Ok who were they, and what did they do?

Captain Insano was legendary for his TLF's. If you mention the name on campus, 4 out of 5 people probably have heard that name before.

Of course, the young whippersnappers that go there now probably don't know who he is, or had the pleasure of seeing Sign Guy walking the halls....

...of course, I don't mean getting pleasured as you see Sign Guy, but that's your business..



And Pagal, 6 years?? Damn, I miss school and all, but that's a long time to be in class... are you in undergraduate or graduate studies?

[cheung31]

haha i saw the sign guy a couple times in first semester and i was like wTF

[FireFly]

The Cap'n should come back. Sign Guy... well I used to see him on the train even when he wasn't in school, and he still carried his signs. Strange, strange man.

[FLAMESRULE]

Damn funny email I got this morngin, hope it isnt a fata

Part I

Top Ten Dion Phaneuf Facts

1. Dion Phaneuf' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Dion Phaneuf does not sleep. He waits.
3. Dion Phaneuf is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Dion Phaneuf is pain.
5. If you can see Dion Phaneuf, he can see you. If you can't see Dion Phaneuf, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Dion Phaneuf has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Dion Phaneuf does not hunt because the word hunting implies
   the probability of failure. Dion Phaneuf goes killing.
8. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Dion Phaneuf as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
9. Dion Phaneuf is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a F*&*ing Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Dion Phaneuf, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Dion Phaneuf' beard. There is only another fist.

GO FLAMES GO!!

[FLAMESRULE]

Part II

Additional Dion Phaneuf Facts

• Dion Phaneuf once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• Crop circles are Dion Phaneuf' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
• Dion Phaneuf is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dion Phaneuf out. It failed miserably.
• Contrary to popular belief, Dion Phaneuf, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
• If you ask Dion Phaneuf what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
• Dion Phaneuf drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• When Dion Phaneuf sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dion Phaneuf has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dion Phaneuf' fist.
• Dion Phaneuf invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
• Dion Phaneuf can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dion Phaneuf allows to live.
• Dion Phaneuf once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
• In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Dion Phaneuf.
• Dion Phaneuf is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
• Police label anyone attacking Dion Phaneuf as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
• Dion Phaneuf doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
• Dion Phaneuf doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dion Phaneuf and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Dion Phaneuf will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
• Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Dion Phaneuf jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
• Dion Phaneuf originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Phaneuf replied, "That's no glitch."
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Dion Phaneuf once and he will **** you up.
• The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Dion Phaneuf played in second grade.
• Dion Phaneuf once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Dion Phaneuf once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
• Simply by pulling on both ends, Dion Phaneuf can stretch diamonds back into coal.
• Dion Phaneuf is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dion Phaneuf.
• Faster than a speeding bullet .. more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Dion Phaneuf's warm-up exercises.
• Dion Phaneuf is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
• In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Dion Phaneuf turned that wine into beer.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dion Phaneuf could use to kill you, including the room itself.

[FireFly]

OMG the crop circles one has to be next weeks TLF!

[Pagal4321]

Originally Posted by Muta

And Pagal, 6 years?? Damn, I miss school and all, but that's a long time to be in class... are you in undergraduate or graduate studies?

Sadly enough undergrad, tried doing Engg for 2 years, then switched over to Actuarial Science. And am now spending my entire 6th year getting my minor in business.

[Incinerator]

Originally Posted by Pagal4321

Sadly enough undergrad, tried doing Engg for 2 years, then switched over to Actuarial Science. And am now spending my entire 6th year getting my minor in business.

Wow how do you manage to afford school for 6 years?

[if.away]

There was no Dion mention this week in the TLFs but I'll make sure there is one next week.

[fredr123]

Originally Posted by Freeway

It's speculated that Captain Insano, like Sign Guy, graduated.

Don't quote me on this but the man I believe to be Captain Insano is in second year law at the UofC. Could be wrong...

[icarus]

Originally Posted by Muta

Captain Insano was legendary for his TLF's. If you mention the name on campus, 4 out of 5 people probably have heard that name before.

Of course, the young whippersnappers that go there now probably don't know who he is, or had the pleasure of seeing Sign Guy walking the halls....

...of course, I don't mean getting pleasured as you see Sign Guy, but that's your business..



And Pagal, 6 years?? Damn, I miss school and all, but that's a long time to be in class... are you in undergraduate or graduate studies?

Haha what a blast from the past, I remember both those guys!

[Winsor_Pilates]

I've heard sign guy did it for his graduate work. Probobly a Psych major who wanted to judge peoples reactions.

[rockstar]

Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

I've heard sign guy did it for his graduate work. Probobly a Psych major who wanted to judge peoples reactions.

That's what I always assumed.

Strong evidence: had a couple psych classes with him.