Your Least Favourite Smells

[fotze2]

Fat guy getting up from a seat and that smell of warm ass.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Edmonton

[burn_this_city]

Whatever the smell that came out of the lilydale chicken plant in Ramsay.

[McG]

Olives. I had to clean up a broken jar (in aisle3!) and I’ve never forgotten.

Also jasper avenue at 100th street.

[Harry Lime]

Wet peanut butter. Not just peanut butter. Stuck to a knife that's been sitting in the sink.

[SutterBrother]

Eggs.

Especially hard boiled.

Sigh. Such a amazing convenient food... and I can't handle the smell. Makes me barf. If someone brings one to the table I have to get up and leave.

[Swayze11]

Originally Posted by greyshep

Very weird. That is one of my favorite smells. You must hate the smell of the concourse at the Dome on a game day. The smell of fresh popcorn is one of lifes great gifts.

Now this all goes out the window if you are talking about microwave popcorn, especially when it gets burnt. That stuff is an abomination.

Good call - I should be more specific that it’s microwave popcorn. I do okay on the concourse and movies

[greyshep]

Originally Posted by Swayze11

Good call - I should be more specific that it’s microwave popcorn. I do okay on the concourse and movies

Ok then you can remove the weird tag, microwave popcorn smells gross, even when its not burned, it often has a sour acrid smell.

Microwave popcorn is not real popcorn.

[dissentowner]

Other people's farts. The worst part of being in school was being trapped in your desk while someone was blasting Rip Van Stinkle's greatest hits and you were stuck smelling it.

[MolsonInBothHands]

When your dog has had gastro issues through the night. As soon as you get up to let pup out in the morning, you can smell... something on your way downstairs, and you know before you even see the mess that there is a huge smelly mess waiting for you. This is far worse than your usual dog waste. I have no problem picking up after her on a typical walk. That is literally a walk in the park compared to this.

Then your wife uses vinegar on the floors, so now you have the smell of pickled dog gravy. That's when the dry heaving starts.

[getbak]

Raw onions. Fry 'em up and they're great, but raw just makes me gag.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Diesel fumes. Nauseating.

Wow, I love that smell

It takes me to so many places in my memories. That smell on a crisp fall morning, oh man it’s good times (some bad).


Smell I never want to smell again is rotting human flesh.

It clings to your clothes and the inside of your nose.

I found it very hard to get rid of.

Awful.

[FlamesAddiction]

I used to work in a fish hatchery. The system that would collect all the waste, so poop, slime, and dead fish parts would have to be cleaned once in a while. It would basically form this sort of fleshy gelatinous "thing" on the surface of the water. The people that I worked with called it mung, but I don't know if that is a technical term.

Anyway, no one ever wanted to clean it so I'd be the big hero and do it. It was by far the nastiest and most vile thing I have ever smelled. It was non-stop gagging and dry heaving the whole time. In fact, the only time I was pretty badly injured on the job was because I dry heaved so hard I threw my back out.

Also formaldehyde makes me sick. I had to dissect piglets in biology class and to this day, I think of that smell and feel ill.

[troutman]

Egg salad is the worst.

Okotoks smells bad depending on prevailing winds.

[gallione11]

Along the popcorn lines, Target popcorn. Not sure if the Canadian stores were the same when they were around, but the US ones have a food concourse right at the entrance with stale ass popcorn being the smell that greets you when you enter. It's nauseating.



Also agree with weed smoke. I'd rather smell cigarette smoke over that foul stuff.

[Winsor_Pilates]

Originally Posted by MolsonInBothHands

When your dog has had gastro issues through the night. As soon as you get up to let pup out in the morning, you can smell... something on your way downstairs, and you know before you even see the mess that there is a huge smelly mess waiting for you. This is far worse than your usual dog waste. I have no problem picking up after her on a typical walk. That is literally a walk in the park compared to this.

I believe you're referring to anal glands.
They expell them and it smells like horror.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

Edmonton

Post 22, that took way too long.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Basically all sea food.

I don't know how you people do it and then eat it too.

The Fishin' Musician [SCTV]

"From all over the world, rock stars come to Gil Fisher's Scuttlebut Lodge to be on the Fishin' Musician." Hosted by the amiable Gil Fisher. As it happens, he can't stand the taste of fish. Loves catching 'em though.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by SutterBrother

Eggs.

Especially hard boiled.

Sigh. Such a amazing convenient food... and I can't handle the smell. Makes me barf. If someone brings one to the table I have to get up and leave.

You cooked them too long if they stink.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I used to work in a fish hatchery. The system that would collect all the waste, so poop, slime, and dead fish parts would have to be cleaned once in a while. It would basically form this sort of fleshy gelatinous "thing" on the surface of the water. The people that I worked with called it mung, but I don't know if that is a technical term.

Anyway, no one ever wanted to clean it so I'd be the big hero and do it. It was by far the nastiest and most vile thing I have ever smelled. It was non-stop gagging and dry heaving the whole time. In fact, the only time I was pretty badly injured on the job was because I dry heaved so hard I threw my back out.

Also formaldehyde makes me sick. I had to dissect piglets in biology class and to this day, I think of that smell and feel ill.

Mung is any unidentifiable liquid nastyness, also in sticky form like behind your stove and such. Chunder is the lump bits of similar makeup. Mung and Chunder. Also a prog rock band, maybe?