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Old 07-11-2024, 09:30 AM   #21
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“Oiler”

As in “they really Oilered that one up”.
Similarly, I like to use, "he/she went full Oiler" or "never go full Oiler".
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Old 07-11-2024, 09:36 AM   #22
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Definitely the F word, it's the most versatile word in the English language. That being said if someone's pissing me off I suddenly turn into Billy Butcher and will call them a C word.
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Old 07-11-2024, 09:51 AM   #23
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Old 07-11-2024, 09:59 AM   #24
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Definitely the F word, it's the most versatile word in the English language. That being said if someone's pissing me off I suddenly turn into Billy Butcher and will call them a C word.
It's universal to any language as well. Or at least many languages, not just English. It transcends
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:05 AM   #25
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Coconut. But without oco. And a small move of the "n" beside the T
Rupaul says it best

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My wife uses one that I find offensive

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Old 07-11-2024, 10:12 AM   #28
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:20 AM   #29
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Used to be Jesus Christ. That's been replaced with Fcuking Treliving.
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:24 AM   #32
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Sounds more like a request than an swear.
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:29 AM   #34
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:38 AM   #35
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Saatana perkele. My uncles would mutter that at me all the time as a kid
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:39 AM   #36
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When I was a kid I was taught the F word was worse than damn or the S word.

But the F word is just so versatile as noted.

Did anybody else get taught this kinda BS?
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:39 AM   #37
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If my wife or kid is in the car, I'll shout random CP usernames. So if someone cuts me off on Deerfoot I'll shout God Damnit PepsiFree!
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FCUK is very versatile, and it's the one I use most often when spending time with my wife. My favourite, however, is from Line of Duty (definitely worth a watch, BTW): Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the wee donkey.
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Old 07-11-2024, 10:48 AM   #40
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Fiddlesticks.

And, in homage to the Dead Milkmen "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick"
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