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Old 12-13-2023, 12:40 PM   #21
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Right...jokes and genuine help? Without any creepy lines being crossed? Its really the best of all worlds.
The thread is still young. There's one thirst-poster I'm expecting to creep this up any minute. Not mentioning any names.
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The thread is still young. There's one thirst-poster I'm expecting to creep this up any minute. Not mentioning any names.
I'm just glad I got to post Homer's College Application photo.
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Old 12-13-2023, 12:45 PM   #24
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If OP really wants to stick out using the tech out there, the use of a avatar AI program to turn the image into a video and singing a song. Maybe if your pic is singing something by lil Yachty, it might have more "yacht" vibes as you were requesting.

https://avatarify.ai

I believe people were using it on random pics of people and even pets. Your pet singing Feliz Navidad? Happy Birthday? Probably will be a new e-card trend that will have mass adoption soon.
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Id use that one...

I mean, for a resume? Thats going to stop someone in their tracks and generate attention.

I'd read the hell out of the resume attached to that photo thats for damned sure.
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Old 12-13-2023, 01:37 PM   #26
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Bit quick and dirty (and low res because if Imgur), but something like this?


If you have a higher resolution image to work with, that would be ideal.
A sunset in the background doesn't work so well considering she's lit from the front. Can AI fix that?
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Old 12-13-2023, 01:44 PM   #27
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Hahaha!! Okay....thats brilliant.

"I didn't do it..."
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I'm actually surprised no one has bothered to blend the headshot into a promo shot for the reality television series 'Below Deck'. There's plenty of yacht-related photography that would work.
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I like her smile, but I feel like there needs to be a disaster scene on fire behind her.
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The back ground image is of Mahood Lake in Wells Grey provincial park.

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I don't know why I expected to see Wilson and Tom Hanks in the background of this one.
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I don't know why I expected to see Wilson and Tom Hanks in the background of this one.
Wouldn't it be more 'Gilligan and The Skipper'?
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Wouldn't it be more 'Gilligan and The Skipper'?
Sure. Which is why I don't know why first thought was castaway.
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And then you just have to make sure that on the resume somewhere you sneak:

"Recreational Boating Expertise: Questionable at best."
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Wait.. is it standard to include photos on CVs now, or is this an industry-specific thing?
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Wait.. is it standard to include photos on CVs now, or is this an industry-specific thing?
Owners of superyachts don't want/allow unattractive people to be employed on their yachts.

ETA: Or women > 25 years of age if Leo is said owner.
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If OP really wants to stick out using the tech out there, the use of a avatar AI program to turn the image into a video and singing a song. Maybe if your pic is singing something by lil Yachty, it might have more "yacht" vibes as you were requesting.

https://avatarify.ai

I believe people were using it on random pics of people and even pets. Your pet singing Feliz Navidad? Happy Birthday? Probably will be a new e-card trend that will have mass adoption soon.
Uh, D'uh, I'm on a boat is the go to.
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The back ground image is of Mahood Lake in Wells Grey provincial park.

Not a houseboat, Dion.
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