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Old 07-13-2023, 08:25 PM   #21
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Trump’s gonna love that guy!
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Italy gonna Italy.
USA isnt too far away in some states
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Old 07-13-2023, 10:42 PM   #23
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I wonder if we’re looking at this all wrong.

Maybe we should be celebrating - Italy is home to the Vatican, and here we have a judge saying “after 10 seconds, a crime has definitely taken place.”

That’s kinda a quantum leap forward for them.
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Old 07-13-2023, 11:13 PM   #24
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Italy's HR department going into panic mode.

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The Romans said if you came upon your spouse and an adulterous lover, you could kill them both. But only if you did it right then and there.

It’s all about timing in Italy.
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I wonder if we’re looking at this all wrong.

Maybe we should be celebrating - Italy is home to the Vatican, and here we have a judge saying “after 10 seconds, a crime has definitely taken place.”

That’s kinda a quantum leap forward for them.
Nah, Vatican City, an independent-state, stopped automatically adopting Italian laws in 2008. Instead of 10 seconds they'll be pushing for a minute and thirty and then they don't have much to worry about.
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Old 07-14-2023, 07:55 AM   #27
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It's time to invest in italian stopwatches.
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Trump’s gonna love that guy!
I’m sure Trudeau now feels totally vindicated for his actions.

What a pair of losers these politicians are.
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The Romans said if you came upon your spouse and an adulterous lover, you could kill them both. But only if you did it right then and there.

It’s all about timing in Italy.
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Old 07-14-2023, 07:20 PM   #30
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I know nothing about Italy’s system, is there an appeal from this?

I feel like it would get overturned in about 7 seconds, and we all know a ridiculously stupid ruling never happened if it takes less than 10 seconds to overturn.
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In the 90’s it wasn’t rape if she was wearing jeans. Looks like Italy still has a long way to go.

“Then came the ''denim defense,'' or what Italian lawmakers are calling the ''jeans alibi'' -- a court ruling that suggested that a woman cannot be raped if she is wearing jeans because, the ruling contended, they are impossible to remove unless she helps. That decision -- and the country's reaction to it -- has reopened an angry debate about rape and about how judges view sexual assault.

The issue moved into the public spotlight last week, when the third division of the Supreme Court of Appeals in Rome released the text of a November ruling that overturned a 34-month sentence for rape in southern Italy. Among other things, the court stated that ''jeans cannot be removed easily and certainly it is impossible to pull them off if the victim is fighting against her attacker with all her force.''”

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When the splooge hits your eye
In no more seconds than nine
That’s amoré.
Considering this took 11 minutes from the OP it’s one of the funniest things I’ve read on this forum
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