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Old 11-19-2021, 12:22 PM   #21
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This is supposed to be a contest for kids
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The hell with that noise! Lets game the system and get Puppet Guy's kids a win!!

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just a joke, Frank Grimes is gonna lose his #### though
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just a joke, Frank Grimes is gonna lose his #### though
I know...I thought it was funny.

And Grimey is only gonna be mad if he finds out...
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Like other kids don't have their parents helping them.
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Excellent....

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Fun with James Bond options, not that kids would know them

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Some good city ones too
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The names get better if you add quotes.

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Old 11-20-2021, 09:50 PM   #37
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We are all making dad jokes... but we all know it's gonna be something from Fortnite, Remember its pre-9th grade that is deciding.
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I'm picturing Meridith Burgess from Grumpy Old Men saying that.


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We are all making dad jokes... but we all know it's gonna be something from Fortnite, Remember its pre-9th grade that is deciding.
This is why we're using Puppet Guy's children to rig the game.

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