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Old 11-15-2021, 11:47 AM   #21
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Just in a snit because the MCU keeps overlooking him:


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Has anyone ever seen the species that is native to southern Saskatchewan, Alberta, and BC?

When I was a kid, a friend and I were camping on an island on Lake of the Woods in Northwestern Ontario and I swear we saw some, however it is supposed to be outside of their range. I really want to go back there one day to look and see if I can find them again.
Not to easy to find, they are only about the size of a dime and I have never found one. On the plus if one stings you they say it's less painful than a Bee due to how small they are.
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Old 11-15-2021, 12:09 PM   #23
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Just in a snit because the MCU keeps overlooking him:


He actually played a pretty big role in Spiderman: Homecoming. He doesn't have the tail yet.
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Not to easy to find, they are only about the size of a dime and I have never found one. On the plus if one stings you they say it's less painful than a Bee due to how small they are.
Yeah, the ones I saw were tiny as well. I lifted up a rock and thought they were spiders at first until I looked closer.
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As this is a hockey forum, this reminds me of this:

That was a great one but he goes full scorpion here:

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Reading this thread:

Quote, pun or real speak?



RIP to the scorpion victims.
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Old 11-15-2021, 01:34 PM   #29
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If we're talking goalie scorpion saves...

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This is not coming from a place of judgement at all, I genuinely find it funny to think about, but it's bizarre that the cause of suffering essentially frames our entire reaction to it.

"450 people injured and some dead as a building collapses" - Oh no, how horrible

"450 people injured and some dead as a tornado rips through a town" - Oh no, how horrible

"450 people injured and some dead as scorpions attack." - LOL rock me like a hurricane right!

Our minds are strange.
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During my brief stay in the Negev Desert in Israel, I was warned to always shake out my shoes before I put them on in case there was a scorpion in them. Which is when I knew it would be a brief stay.
I was at an underground archaeological dig in the Negev. I was sitting on the ground in the line passing buckets of dirt when I looked down and one of these little bastards is about a foot from my leg. I jumped up and squealed like a pre-pubescent pig while doing the cowards version of the Heisman pose. One of the locals casually walked up and crushed it with a rock.

When I lived in Australia we made sure that we always shook out our shoes. Never had a scorpion but there were some nasty spiders.
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This is not coming from a place of judgement at all, I genuinely find it funny to think about, but it's bizarre that the cause of suffering essentially frames our entire reaction to it.

"450 people injured and some dead as a building collapses" - Oh no, how horrible

"450 people injured and some dead as a tornado rips through a town" - Oh no, how horrible

"450 people injured and some dead as scorpions attack." - LOL rock me like a hurricane right!

Our minds are strange.
"450 people injured and some dead as they weren't vaccinated against covid." - ****ing idiots.
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Funny how TheScorpion has been conspicuously absent from this thread.
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nope nope nope nope nope
NOPE!
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Funny how TheScorpion has been conspicuously absent from this thread.
He's busy. Wifi is spotty where he is.
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Might wanna stay away from Gorky Park for a few days.
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He's busy. Wifi is spotty where he is.
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Old 11-15-2021, 05:07 PM   #38
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Funny how TheScorpion has been conspicuously absent from this thread.
Maybe someone swatted him with a shoe.
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Old 11-15-2021, 05:46 PM   #39
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Oops got the local wrong. Never mind.

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The fact that this is happening in Saudi Arabia might just play a part.
Now I'm confused, what's happening in Saudi Arabia?
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