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Old 04-05-2021, 04:04 AM   #21
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If you’re hiding from your teenagers, they probably have a folder just like it. 😂
aaaah yes, the classic 84 GB "Homework" folder

when it comes to porn, I guess I'm pretty old-school with downloading stuff. I've just never really gotten into the whole streaming thing. Plus, as has been said, streaming is just not really an option for VR.
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Just visit sites in secret mode. A surprising good one is x hamster, never would have thought with a name like that. As for hiding it, don't hide it too well in case your wife has a friend come over for a couple drinks and you need to "accidentally" put it on to see where things go...
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Just visit sites in secret mode. A surprising good one is x hamster, never would have thought with a name like that. As for hiding it, don't hide it too well in case your wife has a friend come over for a couple drinks and you need to "accidentally" put it on to see where things go...
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I used to have a folder full of stuff, but over the years as porn became easier to consume on the internet I ended up deleting it all. Now my pr0n folder is just stuff my wife has sent me over the years. Once our kids get older I won't be able to hide in plain site like that and will have to get a creative name and put it the Adobe Dreamweaver folder or something random.
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Old 04-05-2021, 08:26 AM   #25
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This thread does take me back to being a pre-teen and teen in the 80's. Much of our time was spent trying to lay our hands on porn.
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Old 04-05-2021, 09:26 AM   #26
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This thread does take me back to being a pre-teen and teen in the 80's. Much of our time was spent trying to lay our hands on porn.

Catalogues.....
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"2000-2005 Tax Returns"

You gotta be a real nerd to go into a folder like that to begin with.
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I used to have a folder full of stuff, but over the years as porn became easier to consume on the internet I ended up deleting it all. Now my pr0n folder is just stuff my wife has sent me over the years. Once our kids get older I won't be able to hide in plain site like that and will have to get a creative name and put it the Adobe Dreamweaver folder or something random.

I would be concerned about them being curious what kind of pictures you have on your computer and typing “*.jpg” into Windows Explorer search box.
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Downloading is so 2000s. Just need a private browser so your history isn't sitting around in the regular and a solid pop up blocker. The magic of today's internet: If you can think it, someone has already made it for you.
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Just rename all of your porn files to Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider movie titles, ain't no one gonna watch that #### ever.
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Old 04-05-2021, 10:25 AM   #32
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This is almost as helpful as the actual "How Old Are You?" thread in revealing just how old people on CP are.
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This is almost as helpful as the actual "How Old Are You?" thread in revealing just how old people on CP are.
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I just call it "my penis." That way if someone borrows my laptop and they come at me, I can interrupt them with "wtf were you doing trying to see my penis?"
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So Porn talk.

I remember in '93 when I rolled up on our company position. You exchanged head count man for man. The soldier I was replacing gave me his sandbag of extra rounds, above and beyond what the UN allocated. It was needed.

He also gave me a black garbage bag full on hardcore German porn that had been passed onto him from when the original rotation came down from German. What an eye opening experience for 22 yr old UCB. There was all manner of images in that bag and video tapes.

I like all good soldiers looked after "buddy" and passed on my sandbag of rounds and garbage bag of porn the the Van Doos when they showed up.

Simpler times.
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Expecting more NSFW tags, leaving disappointed...
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Expecting more NSFW tags, leaving disappointed...
No kidding. This is just a bunch of nerds talking file management.
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No kidding. This is just a bunch of nerds talking file management.
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