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Old 03-27-2021, 06:21 PM   #21
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I've been both, and I have to say bald is better! Don't fear it - our destiny.
I have done it by choice before, and was underwhelmed. I had to constantly wear a hat in the sun, and it was difficult to sleep at night because my damn velcro-head would stick to the pillow.

I am pretty happy keeping my full head of hair, thanks.
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Old 03-27-2021, 07:55 PM   #22
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Trash methodology to generate a tabloid headline. And the pedant in me feels it necessary to point out that he's not exactly what one thinks of when one thinks of bald. He is certainly balding, but only technically bald by virtue of a loose definition.
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Old 03-27-2021, 11:20 PM   #23
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Is that from a very narrowly filtered selection of bald men? Sexiest bald man who’s also 2nd in line to the British throne, between the ages of 37 and 39 and named William category?
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And the pedant in me feels it necessary to point out that he's not exactly what one thinks of when one thinks of bald. He is certainly balding, but only technically bald by virtue of a loose definition.
I'm sexually self-confident enough to say that he's not what one thinks when referring to a man as 'sexy' or 'handsome' or any of those other descriptors either.

EDIT: I'm sorry, I just read the article and Mike friggin' Tyson came in second place?
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Old 03-28-2021, 12:36 PM   #28
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Winning the sexiest bald man award is just worse than coming in last in the sexiest haired man award.
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Old 03-28-2021, 12:54 PM   #29
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My wife and I went to the TNG reunion panel at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo a few years back. Each member of the cast was given small bouquet of flowers as they were introduced.

At one point Patrick Stuart quietly stood up and started giving individual flowers to everyone on the stage, the speaker, the band, the production folks…

it was just So. Damn. Smooth. I’d have gone home with him that night.
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My wife and I went to the TNG reunion panel at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo a few years back. Each member of the cast was given small bouquet of flowers as they were introduced.

At one point Patrick Stuart quietly stood up and started giving individual flowers to everyone on the stage, the speaker, the band, the production folks…

it was just So. Damn. Smooth. I’d have gone home with him that night.
He just exudes class....
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Patrick Stewart says, “hold my Earl Grey tea.”
Or "hold my Earl Grey tea, hot"


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Old 03-29-2021, 06:25 AM   #33
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So a homely looking royal dude finishes 1st and face tattoo'd Mike Tyson 2nd and it this was determined not by a vote but some random Google study;

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Sounds totally legit lol.

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good to see that google has harnessed it's analytics power to conduct these important studies of the interwebz.
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Old 03-29-2021, 11:02 AM   #35
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Bald guys looking to justify their existence.
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Old 03-29-2021, 11:16 AM   #36
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My wife and I went to the TNG reunion panel at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo a few years back. Each member of the cast was given small bouquet of flowers as they were introduced.

At one point Patrick Stuart quietly stood up and started giving individual flowers to everyone on the stage, the speaker, the band, the production folks…

it was just So. Damn. Smooth. I’d have gone home with him that night.
And to think, Stewart was only the 2nd manliest man on that show:

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With all due respect to the Rock, we don't really consider him part of the bald community.
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Old 03-29-2021, 11:20 AM   #38
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Prince William, with that grill, was never a great looking guy. The fact he was balding in his 20's, and now rocks an old man hair style prematurely, makes him look even worse. I guess it's true. Money and fame adds a lot of points to the ol' mug.

Let's be honest here. If that guy was just some normal guy you saw at a Starbucks or walking down Kensington, you'd never think "man, that's a good looking fellow". You'd be thinking to yourself "dude should really shave that crappy hair of his".
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Seeing lots of bald shaming in here. Don't think we'd be speaking about overweight people or other people with aesthetic challenges.

I think we can do better, CP.
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Seeing lots of bald shaming in here. Don't think we'd be speaking about overweight people or other people with aesthetic challenges.

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