MAGA on Canada Day. Gotta vent

[Split98]

Originally Posted by getbak

You wish your fiance wasn't incredible? That's a weird thing to wish for.

Lol! Touche

[ResAlien]

Oh just sleep with him and get it over with. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

[Split98]

Originally Posted by jeffman

Invite more Mexicans to live in your neighbourhood

There's no way this guy can build THAT many walls..

[Split98]

Originally Posted by Scorch

Except you were asking us what we should do to this guy and how you should “handle” this

Is this a venting or are you asking us for opinion?

Both really

[SebC]

Get the biggest rainbow flag you can and put it as close to the property line as you are legally able.

[Dion]

You could invite Justin Trudeau over for the long weekend and have your neighbour over for a photoshoot. Afterwards Justin could give a signed copy.

[handgroen]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Have sex with his wife.

[Split98]

Thanks guys!

The majority here wanted to stir something with him. As you can imagine, this is a part of a long list of disrespectful and offensive things he's done. By no means the worst, but this seemed like a clear jab at everyone here.

I really thought a MAGA hat this weekend would be an indefensible crossed line, but it's good to hear level-headed POVs that aren't staring at his beady face as he tells us 'Trump is just telling you truth you aren't ready to hear'.

I've only used it twice, but CP truely is the best group of people to look to. Moving down the Defcon 5 and awaiting further attacks before we flood his basement.

[calgarywinning]

Why send Justin, when Stephen Harper will just go on his own.

[Split98]

Originally Posted by SebC

Get the biggest rainbow flag you can and put it as close to the property line as you are legally able.

Honestly, he would be spinning. I've brought it up, but again - family it wanting to start fights with this guy.


He hasn't gone more than day without reminding us how gross it is we welcomed a lesbian to the family.

[Split98]

Originally Posted by calgarywinning

Why send Justin, when Stephen Harper will just go on his own.

How's his flipcup?

[Looch City]

Have a gathering of only black/brown/hispanic people at your place.

[Looch City]

Basically, play to his fear of minorities. Make him paranoid.

Gather some coloured friends, have them chill outside and occasionally glance towards his house while talking to each other.

It would work best if they dress in Arabic garbs, complete with a turban and fake beard as well.

If you really want to go further, you could have them try to speak Arabic. Just through some Allah's in there.

[mikephoen]

Why do you interact with him at all, let alone on a daily basis? Just stop talking to him. Build the tallest fence you're legally able to build between the properties and then you won't even have to see him again.

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by SebC

Get the biggest rainbow flag you can and put it as close to the property line as you are legally able.

I like this.

However if this guy truly is as advertised, you can bet your ass he’ll escalate.

If he does escalate, who is most likely to get more upset about the situation? You (OP) need to consider that before taking any action against this POS.

Public humiliation is the way to go, and if he continues to act in the manner you suggest he does. That opportunity will arise. Maybe not today, or Canada Day, but it will.

Also, happy Canada Day weekend.

[Thor]

Originally Posted by Split98

Honestly, he would be spinning. I've brought it up, but again - family it wanting to start fights with this guy.


He hasn't gone more than day without reminding us how gross it is we welcomed a lesbian to the family.

Wait what, he seriously said this to your face?

[Hockeyguy15]

Does he buy anything from you that you can tax the crap out of?

[Scroopy Noopers]

Call him a traitor for spending all his money in a foreign land. Ask him if he is anti American.

[devo22]

Originally Posted by SebC

Get the biggest rainbow flag you can and put it as close to the property line as you are legally able.

this. Politely telling someone to #### off with maximum style and dignity.

[OMG!WTF!]

I definitely agree with ignoring him. Buuuuut if you want to drive him completely crazy, film everything he does and every interaction you have. A guy like that will freak out totally. Blah blah my right to privacy blah blah don't have my consent blah blah. It will send him back to his bunker tout de suite. And you can start your own youtube channel.