That is clearly the Second Boiling of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you can tell by the noodly appendages. Friday is the Holy Day, so it's definitely a sign. You need to find a pirate, an Absolute Holy Being, and present him or her with the Most Holy High Colander and lootbags full of candy. You must also now perform the Noodle Dance.
Grab a rotini noodle and join me in prayer, at this holy appearance of the Most High Flying Spaghetti Monster. After we have finished our prayer, join me in singing some of our most wonderful hymns - Holy Holy Pastaroni, A Meaty Pasta is Our God, By His Noodly Appendage, I Am The Braise of Life, What Sauce is This, We Three Cheeses and our most important hymn, On Top Of Spaghetti.
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Let us pray: Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.
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And because you did not recognize your Most Holy, you must say the prayer of penance.
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Prayer of Penance: Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. Glory To The Pasta, Glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and to the Midgit, and to the Pirates. As it was in the beginning, is now (With a mountain), and ever shall be(and trees), world without end (and with Pirates). R'Amen.
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