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Frank the Tank · 09-23-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by fotze@Sep 23 2005, 02:13 PM
Geezus. The snitch now has a brand new context to me. Imagine the pleasures this could bring.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Stop it you bas**rds! I'm at work!!!!!!!!

FireFly · 09-23-2005, 01:43 PM

Wow. People are freaks. I dated a boy on my brother's team once, and he got peed on for it, but that was it, and that was in the shower... sill yucky. Then there was the drunk guy in the hallway at my friends hotel, passed out spread eagle with his gonads out. The things guys do to their 'friends' make me glad I'm not a part of that special group of people...

Hakan · 09-23-2005, 02:01 PM

That was a really funny bit by Chapelle.

Waking up with a carrot in your ass.

troutman · 09-23-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Cowperson@Sep 23 2005, 06:32 PM
Many, many, many years ago in Grande Prairie there was a well-known local personage who showed up in the emergency room of the local hospital with a broken broom stick wedged up his bum . . . . . no hazing involved though. Just some sort of kinky sex thing going on.

Cowperson

My room-mate in college was an emergency room nurse at a downtown Vancouver hospital. Every weekend there would be a number of "foreign object removals". Hair brushes, tubes of mousse, softballs (yes softballs) ,etc. The explanation was always that they were walking around the house naked, tripped, and fell such that the object was lodged. I'm not making this up.

RougeUnderoos · 09-23-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by FireFly@Sep 23 2005, 01:43 PM
The things guys do to their 'friends' make me glad I'm not a part of that special group of people...

Yeah it's a little odd.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was a buddy scrawled "I'm a f@g" et cetera on my face in red pen. I woke up long before he did and had it scrubbed off and never mentioned it so he finally brought it up and I said "I don't know what you are talking about, there was nothing written on my face" and that confused him pretty good (as he had been nearly as drunk as me) and that was the end of it. He's probably still confused about it today.

socalwingfan · 09-23-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by troutman@Sep 23 2005, 08:02 PM
My room-mate in college was an emergency room nurse at a downtown Vancouver hospital. Every weekend there would be a number of "foreign object removals". Hair brushes, tubes of mousse, softballs (yes softballs) ,etc. The explanation was always that they were walking around the house naked, tripped, and fell such that the object was lodged. I'm not making this up.

My wife works in the Emergency and a few weekends ago, there was an incident that involved an avacodo, thermos and feather duster that all needed to be dislodged from an individual. No lie, there are some sick, twisted people out there

WCE · 09-23-2005, 02:51 PM

Frank Costanza from Seinfeld after his rectum was introduced to "fusilli Jerry" :

"It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one"

Fusilli because you are silly...Ha, what a great show....It just had to be a corkscrew pasta...

snappyk · 09-23-2005, 04:46 PM

I like how the captain of the football team said that nobody was completly naked, so, he did nothing wrong. Still a broom stick up the hoop, that just aint right man. O_o

Clarkey · 09-23-2005, 05:41 PM

Make a rookie order from Wendy's wearing women's underwear. OK.

Broomhandle up the balloon knot. Go to jail.

FireFly · 09-23-2005, 06:35 PM

Oh, the names men have for the anus...

Hoop? Balloon knot?

Patek23 · 09-23-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by fotze@Sep 23 2005, 05:53 PM
Chocolate starfish.

write a book fotze, oh the things it would say.

4X4 · 09-23-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Frank the Tank@Sep 23 2005, 11:32 AM
Where do they "often" involve sodomy? I've played sports my entire life and I've never seen anything remotely close to this.

I've heard stories like this from time to time. I suppose 'often' may not be the right word. More than once is twice two many.

Tron_fdc · 09-23-2005, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by fotze@Sep 23 2005, 06:53 PM
Chocolate starfish.

I never took you for a Fred Durst fan, fotze......

Anyone ever had a girl "wink" at you from behind?

wittynickname · 09-24-2005, 04:19 AM

Hazing can be ridiculously entertaining, when done properly.

If any of you saw the Chasing the Dream series a couple of years ago, NHL films produced it, they followed the Wilkes Barre/Scranton Penguins (AHL) around for a full season...they had a great rookie party in the one episode.

I can't say I ever wanted to see Colby Armstrong dressed as a cheerleader, (or Matt Murley dressed as Anna Kournikova, or Matt Hussey as...who knows. But it was in a Victoria's Secret nightgown.) but it was hysterical. Its one thing to embarass the guys--but to violate them physically? That's going way too far.

Rutuu · 09-24-2005, 10:57 AM

Don't forget "Copper Penny" and "5th Base"

OH YEAH!

Flames_Gimp · 09-24-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by fotze@Sep 23 2005, 12:49 PM
Chapelle has a good bit on what white guys do to their buddies when passed out that black guys would not dare do cause they would be killed.

lol which episode was that? i can't seem to remember that one.

Jake · 09-24-2005, 02:29 PM

These guys went way to far, but don't say hazing should not be part of sports (kept within reason). Its been a part of hockey for a long time, thats why you want to make the Royals on your first attempt and not the second. Like Frank the Tank said it normally involves Fear Factor like stuff.