Here's my idea of a great road trip.
Drive down to Great Falls, Montana without telling anybody (especially your wife). She'll phone the police to report you missing. Then you can re-appear in a casino in Las Vegas looking dazed and confused. You tell the police that you were abducted and sexually assaulted.
The drawback is that you would look like a complete ass during your trial.
Then again, nobody would ever believe you if you did it.
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