05-05-2017, 11:33 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by metroneck
Hmm, belt sander to the crotch, or bamboo slivers driven under my fingernails...
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Reminds me of the old SNL skit. Cheese grater to the thighs.
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05-05-2017, 11:35 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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I hate Kesler more than life itself...and I'd easily say I'd rather watch him raise it. Not even a question for me. No more orange around town, or drunken chirpy texts from Edmonton friends
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05-05-2017, 11:43 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
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ToewsFan: "I can start the worst thread"
Par: "Hold my Beer"
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Originally Posted by IrishSpring2013
Backlunds_socks: wait for me!!!!!
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05-05-2017, 11:46 PM
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#24
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Hmmmmmmm
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I'll spit shine Kesler's cup myself.
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05-06-2017, 12:07 AM
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#25
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Franchise Player
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Interesting that the OP seems to think there are only two possibilities.
Backlunds_socks, my poppet, my pigsnie, my dearest delectable troll, a small matter has evidently eluded your notice, and I regret that I must be the one to bear this bad news to you. It is 2017, not 1967; you no longer win the Stanley Cup by getting through two rounds of playoffs. I know that as an Edmonton fan, you have been removed from the reality of playoff hockey for many years, and I do not blame you for forgetting how it works. But it would really be better of you to take a refresher course on the NHL postseason format before engaging the beak.
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05-06-2017, 01:02 AM
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#26
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I'll take the Ducks advancing to the finals and then losing in triple over-time in Game 7 to whoever makes it out of the east.
I don't want bad things to happen to Ryan Kesler. I just want him to come to oh so close to the verge of good things for his entire life only to come in a close and respectable second place. Every time.
Forever a Silver Medalist.
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05-06-2017, 01:02 AM
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#27
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I would rather watch Kesler hoist the Stanley Cup 100 years in a row than watch the oilers win it once.
How is this even a question?
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05-06-2017, 01:07 AM
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#28
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How has anyone entertained it by conceding a legitimate answer?
It's a repulsive notion in either case. Yes, obviously one more so than the other, but it's a question that should be out-right rejected. Not entertained / answered seriously.
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05-06-2017, 01:10 AM
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#29
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2017
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy
I would rather watch Kesler hoist the Stanley Cup 100 years in a row than watch the oilers win it once.
How is this even a question?
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Exactly.
The worst part is hearing those hosts on the radio (Virgin, Amp, etc.) talking about how "almost all" flames fans are getting behind the oilers because that's how much we hate the ducks and then start getting all hyped about the oilers playoff run. Um, no. Stick to music you goofs, lay off the sports talk.
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05-06-2017, 02:28 AM
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If Kesler is still a Canuck. And this is Oilers / Canucks.....
Seppuku I guess??
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05-06-2017, 04:39 AM
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#31
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Calgary, AB
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My vote is canadian team
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05-06-2017, 05:05 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Neither is going to happen
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05-06-2017, 06:12 AM
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#33
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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I love lamp ?
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05-06-2017, 06:20 AM
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#34
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Haparanda
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
If Kesler is still a Canuck. And this is Oilers / Canucks.....
Seppuku I guess??
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I wouldn't even hesitate.
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05-06-2017, 08:20 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Seriously: this is a question worth answering?
Reality check: Where do we live? Do we have any nearby, spoiled-brat, detested and disgusting rivals that the Canadian media fan bois fall all over themselves talking about?
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05-06-2017, 08:29 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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As a life long flames fan this question feels like I'm being asked whether I'd rather be blind or deaf.
Blind being Kesler winning and deaf being the Oilers winning.
I choose Kesler winning. Atleast if I'm deaf I don't have to listen to the insufferable oilers fans talk about **ANYTHING OILER RELATED** for the next lifetime....
A decade of being a laughing stock and then one hell of a gift from the hockey gods really changes things...I now understand how flyers fans feel.
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05-06-2017, 08:53 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Rocky Mt House
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No one will remember who Kessler is in 10 years.
We KNOW the Oiler fans never forget ancient victories
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05-06-2017, 09:01 AM
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#38
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Franchise Player
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I would take the Oilers moving forward, as long as they get eliminated in embarrassing fashion in the conference finals. #### both of these teams.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roof-Daddy
I would rather watch Kesler hoist the Stanley Cup 100 years in a row than watch the oilers win it once.
How is this even a question?
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Thread says "move forwards", which I interpreted to mean advance to the next round. In this scenario, it opens the possibility that neither the Ducks or Oilers win the cup. Sounds alright to me.
Last edited by Geeoff; 05-06-2017 at 09:04 AM.
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05-06-2017, 11:20 AM
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#39
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Kesler hoist. Never would I ever want to see Edmonton win another game, nevermind advance.
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05-06-2017, 11:29 AM
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#40
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sainters7
I hate Kesler more than life itself...
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Hey...
Are you okay?
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