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Old 04-26-2017, 12:23 AM   #21
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Common sense is like deodrant. The people who need it the most never use it.

Don't let go too soon but don't hang on too long.

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Marriage is sometimes like a cafeteria. You take whatever looks good now and pay for it later.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:46 AM   #23
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