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Old 04-10-2017, 07:56 PM   #21
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Old 04-10-2017, 08:08 PM   #22
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I will not buy Rolex watches for all of you like Iginla did in 2004.
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:28 PM   #23
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I will purchase air time on Edmonton public television and broadcast my "brand-new show" called "Lotto Busters".

It will be shot live on location from a bingo hall.

I will have a bingo ball cage full of bingo balls. Each one will have a Stanley Cup emblazoned with the Flaming C, with "Flames Win!" written underneath.

Instead of a board labelled "Bingo" behind me, the board will say "Connor McDavid". I will slowly and painstakingly draw each bingo ball from the cage, pausing to show the camera the logo (close-up) whilst reciting it's place on the board. ("C1. Under the 'C', '1'." Etc.)

There will be five slots under each letter into which I will place called bingo balls. (Logos facing out.)

The only people allowed to be part of the "live studio audience" will be CPers (Flames fans only). After each ball is called, the entire audience of CP Flames Fans will yell "Bingo!!" louder than the collective cheer that occurred in Rexall when each #1 draft pick was announced combined.

Ideally, after all 65 balls have been placed, the logos on them will arrange in such a way as to show Johnny and Monny embracing and wearing throwback 1989-style championship caps (the ones with the strings across the front).

Red and yellow confetti will fall from the ceiling and a banner reading "2017 Stanley Cup Champions" will drop. We will all celebrate by drinking specially 'Dome-kegged-in heroin beer, and as the credits roll, we will dance to "You Can't Touch A Flame When It's Red Hot" and the Apollo Muffler song.
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I'll text a picture of a giant ding a ling to the girl who broke my heart.
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:44 PM   #26
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I told you not to share it.
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:44 PM   #27
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:55 PM   #28
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:11 PM   #30
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I'll ride my road bike from Colorado to Calgary raising money on behalf of all Flames fans and donate all funds to the Ronald McDonald House in NW Calgary. I'll personally donate a minimum of $1500.00 to kick it off.

http://www.ahomeawayfromhome.org/wha...thern-alberta/

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Old 04-10-2017, 11:15 PM   #31
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I will purchase a jersey of whoever scores the Cup-winning goal, whether it be Monahan or Brouwer or Stajan or Bartkowski.
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:53 PM   #33
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I will dress in full hockey gear, Flames colours with the SC winning goal scorer name/number on the back... Stand in the middle of "Ice District" in Edmonton over a lunch hour and sing "We are the Champions" for an hour uninterrupted while waving a Flames flag. CP community to decide the date.
I will join you....dressed as Elliott....and harmonize.
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Lots and lot of things that touch me in the feels.
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Old 04-11-2017, 12:38 AM   #35
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If we have a chance to clinch the Stanley Cup I will bet $500 on the Flames to win by 4 or more goals in that game.

Odds would probably be 10/1
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Old 04-11-2017, 12:44 AM   #36
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I have a plan for each and every round we will advance. Hope I will do this 4 times :-) Will drive through my hometown Hodonin here in Czech republic like this:



This pic is taken like 1 hour after Flames advanced in 2015, after that GAME 6 in CGY with VAN. It was fun morning, we drove through Hodonin with my daughter for full hour honking and waving :-)

Looking forward to do this again!

GOOOO FLAAAAMEEEESSS!!!!!

Let īs destroy those Ducks!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2017, 01:08 AM   #37
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Obvious from his signature, duh. Backlund's.
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Old 04-11-2017, 04:07 AM   #39
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I was a little kid back then but, I will party like it was 1989 and ask women who were 18-19 then to party and date me. Let them relive their heyday.
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:16 AM   #40
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If the Flames make the Finals, I will fly to cowtown to celebrate with wherever CPers congregate.

Will top off the celebration by climbing over the glass mid-game only to fall on the ice and concuss myself (while only wearing socks of course). Its the Calgary way.
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