I thought orphan socks were just part of life. It's a mystery you just don't look into. Just accept it and move on.
I think you're missing the point...
It's a sock that neither of us owned, or ever saw before.
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I've met two people from CP in real life. The first person was calgaryblood. The second person....if you're at all squeamish or prone to fainting, stop reading now...the second person was ricosuave.
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Yesterday morning, I got up and was putting laundry away. I found this sock in the bottom of the laundry basket. There's only one. There's no mate for it. I swear to God I have never seen this sock before. Rico swears it isn't his, and that he has never even seen a sock with "Wigwam" on it before.
I am trying to wrap my head around this. have no idea how this sock got in my house.
assuming you're serious, and not starting a thread because you saw how popular the plastic bag one was.
here's a theory.
you had some static cling and picked up a stock somewhere in your travels. it stuck to you and you didn't notice it until after you did the wash.
Best guess: The socks were given to one of you as a gift (Christmas most likely), so neither of you were familiar with the brand. They somehow got separated, like all good socks do, and now you have a orphan sock that you don't recognize.
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Probably the same person who lost a single shoe on the side of the road.
A comedian I saw 1 time said its from really obese people who have stepped in poo and so they fling they're show off and while its in the air they can see if it has poop on it....if it does....that is why you only ever see 1 shoe.
Probably the same person who lost a single shoe on the side of the road.
I once put my shoes on top of my car while getting my keys out and drove off. Drove back to find the shoes, but sadly only found one. I'd like to think the other is out there.... somewhere...
I've met two people from CP in real life. The first person was calgaryblood. The second person....if you're at all squeamish or prone to fainting, stop reading now...the second person was ricosuave.
So let's examine the facts here. Calgaryblood has mysterious bags in his bathtub. I have a mysterious sock in the laundry. What do Blood and I have in common? Absolutely nothing. Except you!
Clearly, you are both the bag culprit and the sock culprit.
I've met two people from CP in real life. The first person was calgaryblood. The second person....if you're at all squeamish or prone to fainting, stop reading now...the second person was ricosuave.
So let's examine the facts here. Calgaryblood has mysterious bags in his bathtub. I have a mysterious sock in the laundry. What do Blood and I have in common? Absolutely nothing. Except you!
Clearly, you are both the bag culprit and the sock culprit.
Occam's razor and all that.
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Originally Posted by calgaryblood
Haha knew it was you all along
I thought it was the perfect crime. I would have gotten away with it too but I cracked. You'll find the odd tupperware lids pretty soon. And the gum wrappers. I'll quit now.
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