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Old 02-02-2017, 10:03 PM   #21
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Old 02-02-2017, 10:40 PM   #22
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I'm not 100% sure at this point... But I know oiler fans wouldn't like it!
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Old 02-02-2017, 10:42 PM   #23
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I'm not 100% sure at this point... But I know oiler fans wouldn't like it!
Along this line, Trump/Pence and the Republicans wouldn't like it.
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Old 02-02-2017, 10:54 PM   #24
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I'd make myself a dick tater.
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Old 02-02-2017, 10:55 PM   #25
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Declare access to the internet a public good - expropriate ISPs and all of the distribution networks - and have the State allocate tax dollars to pay for internet access to every resident/household.
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If you don't look like a moron you can do it. I do it regularly in the summer. I put it in a cozy so it isn't obvious. Fish Creek, Sandy Beech, Princes Island, inglewoodnbird sanctuary.

No one has ever said anything.

The law is just there because it's much easier to enforce than drunknin public.
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Old 02-03-2017, 12:02 AM   #28
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I don't even understand where the demarc is on this. Why here? It's not necessarily a prudish Brit thing, because you can drink a beer in public in Hong Kong.

When it's 27 degrees out, put my drink in a go cup and let me walk the street!
Hell no, Brits drink any where and everywhere, they have bars on trains, on coaches, the drunken s***show that was the northern line on the way back to south London on a late Friday night was a modern day Hogarth's Gin Drinkers with people shagging passing out, urinating, fighting, it was a hoot!!
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Old 02-03-2017, 12:26 AM   #29
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-Bulldoze Rogers Place just to watch Katz and his son cry
-Replace the Maple Leaf with the Flaming C on the flag
-Ban radio stations from playing the same song more than twice in one day
-Build nukes (because what crazy dicatator doesn't have nukes?)
-4 day work weeks
-Erect a massive statue of myself on parliament hill and on the remains of Rogers Place
-Replace Carbon tax with "Oilers tax" (charge a 15% premium on all Oilers related merchandise, ticket sales, and any food, beverage, or parking bought at Rexall)
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-Rename Toronto after myself, not because I love Toronto but because it's the most well known city in Canada on a global scale
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:40 AM   #31
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Annex St. Pierre & Miquelon
Rename British Columbia
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:44 AM   #32
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Round up the city of Calgary roads dept and fire them into the centre of the sun.
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:04 AM   #33
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Fire every public servant and make them all re-interview for their job.

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I'd increase Canada's Official Development Assistance, spending on NATO and diplomatic presence.

Canada has been free-riding our G7 peers and other open, medium sized economies for too long. With significant shifts in the world away from multilateralism and international cooperation, I believe it's high time that Canada steps up as the leader we once were.

The world needs more Canada!
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I'd budget 10 billion a year to cancer research until a cure is found. Do whatever it takes. Offer the individual or company whomever finds the cure whichever province they want, even Saskatchewan.
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When it's 27 degrees out, put my drink in a go cup and let me walk the street!
This is what I do all the time.

On a nice evening I will go for a walk with my wife and have a beer in a travel mug. Stays cold and tastes good.


Also, I agree the law is stupid.
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I don't even understand where the demarc is on this. Why here? It's not necessarily a prudish Brit thing, because you can drink a beer in public in Hong Kong.

When it's 27 degrees out, put my drink in a go cup and let me walk the street!
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Hell no, Brits drink any where and everywhere, they have bars on trains, on coaches, the drunken s***show that was the northern line on the way back to south London on a late Friday night was a modern day Hogarth's Gin Drinkers with people shagging passing out, urinating, fighting, it was a hoot!!
I came to say this. When I was in England....those guys drink like they're afraid someone is going to take it away from them.

I was in London the Summer they banned drinking on Public Transit and until the law was enforced they just got leathered in some sort of ill-advised protest.
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if i was dictator and i would take all funds needed to find something to help fix my dad's health issues

i realize that everyone has to die at some point, i just don't want my dad to be gone in the coming weeks.
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