Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 12-15-2016, 06:57 PM   #21
Jacks
Franchise Player
 
Jacks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Exp:
Default

You would think it's the metric conversion but actually a moose has a (you know what) that weighs 2 pounds so you need to add that on.
Jacks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-15-2016, 07:09 PM   #22
Dion
Not a casual user
 
Dion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
Default

#RockyMountainCarWash
__________________
Dion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 06:07 AM   #23
rbochan
Scoring Winger
 
rbochan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Syracuse, NY
Exp:
Default

"Car-licking moose"

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
__________________
...Rob
The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs;
it's Don't Tread On Me.
rbochan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 08:47 AM   #24
Northendzone
Franchise Player
 
Northendzone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Exp:
Default

recalled staying at a friends place in radium a few years ago. noticed one morning my vehicle had all of these weird marks on it - figured it was just a weird frost pattern.

came out early the enxt morning to go skiing and noticed all of these big horn sheep/mountain goats were licking vehicles to get at the salt.

was glad they had moved passed our vehicles so that we could leave right away.
__________________
If I do not come back avenge my death
Northendzone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 09:22 AM   #25
Nufy
Franchise Player
 
Nufy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Exp:
Default

Properly cooked with enough onions...Moose are delicious.
__________________
Nufy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 09:26 AM   #26
Fuzz
Franchise Player
 
Fuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
Exp:
Default

What do you call a group of moose that got hit by a semi truck?




meeses pieces!
Fuzz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 09:52 AM   #27
Nufy
Franchise Player
 
Nufy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Exp:
Default

__________________
Nufy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2016, 11:16 PM   #28
Minnie
Franchise Player
 
Minnie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
Exp:
Default

Their car haz a flavor
Minnie is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:23 AM.

Calgary Flames
2024-25




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy