[Game Day] Pylon's annual last minute ticket giveaway.

[HarryH93]

1) Sweat pants with good shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no FRIKKIN GOOD!

[Da_Chief]

1) Sweat pants with good mayo stains.

2) Women with cellulite on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no city of champions.

[bobrick]

1) Sweat pants with good shoes.

2) Women with pubies on their legs.

3) Edmonton is NO GOOD.

[underGRADFlame]

) Sweat pants with good dress shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no good.

[cupofjoe]

1) Sweat pants with good tearaway ability.

2) Women with bloomers on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no good (if this is unclear look below)

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adjective
1. to be desired or approved of.
"we live at peace with each other, which is good"
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2. having the qualities required for a particular role.
"the schools here are good"
synonyms: fine, superior, quality; More
appropriate to a particular purpose.
"this is a good month for planting seeds"
synonyms: convenient, suitable, appropriate, fitting, fit; More
strictly adhering to or fulfilling all the principles of a particular cause, religion, or party.
"a good Catholic girl"
synonyms: close, intimate, dear, bosom, special, best, firm, valued, treasured; More
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"I've met many good people who made me feel ashamed of my own shortcomings"
synonyms: virtuous, righteous, upright, upstanding, moral, ethical, high-minded, principled; More
showing kindness.
"you are good—thank you"
synonyms: kind, kindhearted, good-hearted, thoughtful, generous, charitable, magnanimous, gracious; More
obedient to rules or conventions.
"accustom the child to being rewarded for good behavior"
synonyms: well behaved, obedient, dutiful, polite, courteous, respectful, deferential, compliant More
4. giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying.
"the streets fill up with people looking for a good time"
synonyms: enjoyable, pleasant, agreeable, pleasurable, delightful, great, nice, lovely; More
(of clothes) smart and suitable for formal wear.
"he went upstairs to change out of his good suit"
synonyms: best, finest, nicest; More
5. thorough.
"the attic needed a good cleaning"
used to emphasize that a number is at least as great as one claims.
"they're a good twenty years younger"
synonyms: whole, full, entire, complete, solid
"we waited a good hour"
fairly large.
"a good crowd"
synonyms: considerable, sizable, substantial, appreciable, significant; More
noun.

[BsFaninCGY]

1) Sweat pants with good ventilation in the crotch.

2) Women with horrible tattoos on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no longer on WHO's safe travel list.

[calgarygeologist]

1) Sweat pants with good dress shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no good.

[genetic_phreek]

1) Sweat pants with good mustard stains.

2) Women with mustard stains on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no ketchup.

Also I live in Vancouver so I'm out of the giveaway. I just wanted to make references to Edmonton.

[Homeslice]

1) Sweat pants with good trailer park.

2) Women with pee on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no trailer park, but looks like one.

I have no imagination...been watching Trailer Park Boys and South Park a lot lately.

[Bezer]

1) Sweat pants with good shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is NO GOOD.

4) Germs!

5) Bother-sister love.

[Scoopdogg]

1) Sweat pants with good boots.

2) Women with tattoos on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no Calgary.

[shotinthebacklund]

1) Sweat pants with good _used_skates_.

2) Women with _hair_on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no __dam good__.

[agulati]

1. Correct Answer
2. Correct Answer
3. Correct Answer

[iLoveLamp]

1) Sweat pants with good waistband elasticity.

2) Women with fatherless children on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no place to raise a child.

[GranteedEV]

1) Sweat pants with good DRESS SHOES
2) Women with BRUISES on their legs.
3) Edmonton is NO GOOD.

[jemjey]

Sweat pants with good stitching.

Women with feet on their legs.

Edmonton is no wubbalubbadubdub.

[Rooster697]

1) Sweat pants with good Scorch.

2) Women with Scorch on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no Scorch.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by genetic_phreek

1) Sweat pants with good mustard stains.

2) Women with mustard stains on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no ketchup.

Also I live in Vancouver so I'm out of the giveaway. I just wanted to make references to Edmonton.

+1 to ketchup. Speaking of ketchup, found this dandy the other day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgM9vHsk9c

Sorry don't know how to embed...

[bdubbs]

1) Sweat pants with good shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is NO GOOD.

[Aegypticus]

1) Sweat pants with good shoes.

2) Women with bruises on their legs.

3) Edmonton is no good.