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Originally Posted by Otto-matic
Ahahah you should post the Mr.Computer jokes.
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- oh… hello
- I'm Mr Computer, and I'll be your opening act this evening
- So, how is everyone doing this evening?
- I said.… how's everyone doing this evening?
- I CANT HEAR YOU
- HOW'S EVERYONE DOING THIS EVENING?
- No seriously, I don't have ears, I litterally can't hear you

- ok, ok, here's a few jokes to get you warmed up
- You can't put a price tag on love
- … but you can on all of its accessories!

- Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it
- … but only you can feel its warmth

- Honesty is the key to a long & succesful relationship
- … if you can fake that, you're in!

Then it introduced a long time friend of mine who does sports announcing to introduce the wedding party
The

was actually a dumb clip art laughing smiley face.