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Originally Posted by codynw
Clearly they need to wear Kevlar body suits.
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Make that graphite composite armour, just to be on the safe side.
And ventilator masks. Don't forget the ventilator masks.
Then the visiting team will look like Imperial Storm Troopers, and the home team will look like Darth Vader or Boba Fett. (And the Flames would be wearing
red body armour, which would be unbelievably badass.)
The NHL's search for a big American audience would be over at last. They could broadcast their games on SyFy, and every Star Wars geek in America would be a diehard fan.