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Old 11-14-2014, 02:03 PM   #21
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If I am a male and I like girls wearing them tight yoga pants, does that make me a homosexual? or am I a lesbian trapped in a mans body?

I can't say for sure,but I do believe that makes you a sodomite.

This ranks right up there with that Cleric that said women showing cleavage caused the earthquake in Pakistan.

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Old 11-14-2014, 03:13 PM   #22
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I find it perplexing that a religion like this perseveres.

Scientology is also plugging along but at least they seem to be in sharp decline.
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Old 11-14-2014, 03:36 PM   #23
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I for one, truly do appreciate a nice woman dressed in a fine pair of "spanx".
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Old 11-15-2014, 12:36 AM   #25
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I'm more offended by the sweatpants (don't call them joggers, they are sweatpants) + boots look right now.
So you're saying you do prefer it when we wear tight pants?

I guess the Jehovah's Witness guy was right afterall.
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Old 11-15-2014, 05:28 PM   #26
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So now the homosexuals are not only responsible for the birth of decent dance music, but also tight yoga pants on women? Is there no end to their altruistic services to society?!?!
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Old 11-15-2014, 07:17 PM   #27
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well I wouldn't say that dance music was a service to mankind since I find most dance music to be horrible, but I would like to personally thank them for yoga pants on woman.
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Old 11-16-2014, 01:48 AM   #28
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"It feel's like i'm wearing nothing at all."

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This ranks right up there with that Cleric that said women showing cleavage caused the earthquake in Pakistan.

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Old 11-17-2014, 12:40 PM   #30
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"It feel's like i'm wearing nothing at all."
Stupid Sexy Flanders!

If homosexuals want to stare at me in tight pants they're going to be awfully disappointed.
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:26 PM   #31
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List of Jehova's Witnesses I would listen to:

Prince.

That is all.
Add to that Michael Jackson.

http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/ex...on-jehovah.php

From reading that, I wonder how much of an impact that made on his eccentricities.
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:47 PM   #32
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27 Famous JWs:

http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-je...908130%2Cd.cGE
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:59 PM   #33
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Lots of 'No Longer Practicing' and 'eventually left' in there.

And count me first in line to avoid anything that involves a Wayans brother. I cant take another 'White Chicks' or parody movie.

Aaaaand:



Yeah, thats the face of someone who doesnt believe in putting foreign substances into their body.

Granted, I have no idea who that is.
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