Microwaving Cell Phone batteries does NOT charge them

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

Thanks man. Once I was off the phone with WestJet because I had won a $1,000 travel voucher I was going to charge it in the microwave before I had Microsoft call me to remove the virus from my computer. I got a little distracted when I inherited a large sum of money from my Nigerian uncle who was a king. It's weird, considering I'm Irish, but if all they need is my SIN and my bank account, why wouldn't I try it?

Well I have won many cruises, so there!

[Jets4Life]

Nobody ever believes those poor Nigerians...

[dammage79]

I don't know about you guys, but these junk enhancing pills have worked tremendously.

I just met some lonely single ladies online and put my enlarged junk to use!

It's so big I wear my new replica Rolex watch on it, that way she knows what time it. Yeah.


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[squiggs96]

Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15

Well I have won many cruises, so there!

Pika doesn't believe you.

vote Hockeyguy15

[Rathji]

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[Rathji]

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[GGG]

vote Squiggs

[GreenHardHat]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

Thanks man. Once I was off the phone with WestJet because I had won a $1,000 travel voucher I was going to charge it in the microwave before I had Microsoft call me to remove the virus from my computer. I got a little distracted when I inherited a large sum of money from my Nigerian uncle who was a king. It's weird, considering I'm Irish, but if all they need is my SIN and my bank account, why wouldn't I try it?