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Old 04-17-2014, 11:47 AM   #21
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When Northstar rapper Andre Johnson was asked his motive in his bizarre penis self amputation episode he replied:

"Dunno man, I'm stumped."






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Old 04-17-2014, 02:03 PM   #22
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:16 PM   #23
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He better start doing some tongue exercises.
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It's going to be hard living without a penis but I'm sure he'll soften up to the idea.
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He will no longer have a penis to have sex with.


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Old 04-17-2014, 02:27 PM   #25
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Viagra just lost a customer. Time to sell off some stocks
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Old 04-17-2014, 02:31 PM   #26
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A rapper NOW affiliated with the No-Wang clan...
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Old 04-18-2014, 02:08 AM   #27
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Doctors unable to reattach rapper's penis

http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/04/17...uicide-attempt
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Old 04-18-2014, 02:30 AM   #28
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His last name is Johnson. Andre Johnson has no johnson. These jokes write themselves...
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Goes by just "Andre" now.

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His last name is Johnson. Andre Johnson has no johnson. These jokes write themselves...
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That sucks. Not him though
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Old 04-19-2014, 10:07 AM   #31
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First Tupac, then Biggie, then Jam Master Jay, now Andre Johnson's dick. When will the madness end!
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