CRTC looking out for Canadians

[ken0042]

The solution to increasing Canadian Content in the adult film industry is simple.

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More beaver.

[Resolute 14]

"Girls of Boston Pizza Gone Wild: Edmonton Edition"

[Northendzone]

would close captioning not take the viewers attention away from the "plot"

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

would close captioning not take the viewers attention away from the "plot"

It would help you understand the subtlety of the dialogue.

Girl: I just ordered Boston Pizza

*knock n the door*

Girl: Hello?

Delivery Guy: Boston Pizza, I have your sausage pizza

*queue music*

Now we need to know that the order was from Boston Pizza, meaning that the city is likely Edmonton. Plus we know that the girl likes sausage, I mean what if it was vegetarian pizza?

These are all things that help advance the plot beyond merely boy meets girl. It's the difference between a generic porn and an AVN award for Best Foreign Film.

[Derek Sutton]

Next up, described video for the visually impaired porn.....

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Derek Sutton

Next up, described video for the visually impaired porn.....

And next, Braille porn magazines.

Oh! the dilemma of which hand to use.

[burn_baby_burn]

Originally Posted by Jacks

Just imagine what Quebec requires them to do.

They used to dub French onto english porn movies on Bell. I thought it was hilarious. Do French dudes really need to hear the French language to get arroused?

[Senator Clay Davis]

Seriously, who in the hell actually pays attention to the dialogue in porn? Other than to see how bad/hilarious it is?

I do think I'd like to see some described video porn though. That could be really funny.

[Derek Sutton]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Seriously, who in the hell actually pays attention to the dialogue in porn? Other than to see how bad/hilarious it is?

I do think I'd like to see some described video porn though. That could be really funny.

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"The MILF presents herself on all fours, the Pizza Man approaches from behind and begins to thrust. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out......the camera pans to the front of the MILF, the Pizza Man enters from the side and approaches her face..... and here comes the mayonaise truck."

[Dion]

[BloodFetish]

Originally Posted by Brannigans Law

An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker? Syrupy sex with a maple tree?

[Erick Estrada]

How much money do Taxpayers pay the CRTC to look after us exactly?

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Wormius

And next, Braille porn magazines.

Oh! the dilemma of which hand to use.

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000305.html

'Playboy in Braille makes you think. It's exciting but uncomfortable at the same time. Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.

Run your fingers over the pages, never really knowing if you're touching a gorgeous blonde or an essay by Tom Clancy. Was that Cindy Crawford's bum, or an interview with Gore Vidal? Frankly, it's whatever you want it to be.'

[CaptainCrunch]

I can just see the poor guy who has to do described video for some of the more contraversial type of porn movies

NSFW!

The two girls seem to be having a nice lunch. The one girl hands a bowl to her friend. Oh good god, oh good god no . . . . . no no no no no and she's eating it. That's it I quit.

Its a mad house