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Old 03-06-2014, 08:06 AM   #21
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The solution to increasing Canadian Content in the adult film industry is simple.

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Old 03-06-2014, 08:09 AM   #22
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:46 AM   #23
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would close captioning not take the viewers attention away from the "plot"
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:06 AM   #24
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would close captioning not take the viewers attention away from the "plot"
It would help you understand the subtlety of the dialogue.

Girl: I just ordered Boston Pizza

*knock n the door*

Girl: Hello?

Delivery Guy: Boston Pizza, I have your sausage pizza

*queue music*

Now we need to know that the order was from Boston Pizza, meaning that the city is likely Edmonton. Plus we know that the girl likes sausage, I mean what if it was vegetarian pizza?

These are all things that help advance the plot beyond merely boy meets girl. It's the difference between a generic porn and an AVN award for Best Foreign Film.
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Next up, described video for the visually impaired porn.....
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Next up, described video for the visually impaired porn.....
And next, Braille porn magazines.

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Old 03-06-2014, 10:27 AM   #27
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Just imagine what Quebec requires them to do.

They used to dub French onto english porn movies on Bell. I thought it was hilarious. Do French dudes really need to hear the French language to get arroused?
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Seriously, who in the hell actually pays attention to the dialogue in porn? Other than to see how bad/hilarious it is?

I do think I'd like to see some described video porn though. That could be really funny.
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:42 AM   #29
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Seriously, who in the hell actually pays attention to the dialogue in porn? Other than to see how bad/hilarious it is?

I do think I'd like to see some described video porn though. That could be really funny.
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An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker? Syrupy sex with a maple tree?
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And next, Braille porn magazines.

Oh! the dilemma of which hand to use.
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000305.html

'Playboy in Braille makes you think. It's exciting but uncomfortable at the same time. Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.

Run your fingers over the pages, never really knowing if you're touching a gorgeous blonde or an essay by Tom Clancy. Was that Cindy Crawford's bum, or an interview with Gore Vidal? Frankly, it's whatever you want it to be.'

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Old 03-06-2014, 12:39 PM   #34
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I can just see the poor guy who has to do described video for some of the more contraversial type of porn movies

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