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Old 02-03-2014, 03:08 PM   #21
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Crosstians?
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Old 02-03-2014, 03:56 PM   #22
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If it's from BYU, wouldn't it be more 'Mormuns than 'Murica?
True, but Mormonism is largely an American religion anyway, with it being started there and having about half of the practitioners worldwide.

Also it fits into the almost seemingly unending divisions of 'Puritanism' which has created and strangled a lot of the religions down there.

Though perhaps I shouldn't talk, I remember being taught as late as Jr. High in the Catholic board here that fapping was bad, and feeling guilty over it. Yikes, kinda a yucky memory now that I think about it. Thanks Catholics!
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If you are fapping to a guy wounded in the battlefield, you should feel guilty.

I doubt that is what God wants us to do with our bodies.
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:45 PM   #24
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I doubt that is what God wants us to do with our bodies.
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I remember being taught as late as Jr. High in the Catholic board here that fapping was bad, and feeling guilty over it.
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Spilling the seed unnecessarily has been proven to reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men.

http://www.queerty.com/want-to-cut-y...-day-20130306/
So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible

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Old 02-04-2014, 09:15 AM   #27
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Someone needs to make a pro fapping commercial to run after the anti-fapping commercials.

fapping, prevents unwanted babies and cancer

I would think the porn industry would be all over funding it. They could make it all classy and stuff with hot girls in bikinis bouncing in slow motion in black and white.

Their catch phrase could be

You know you wanna, hang on nobodies looking.
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