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Old 01-28-2014, 10:20 AM   #21
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:32 AM   #22
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Buncha smartasses...

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Old 01-28-2014, 10:41 AM   #23
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I'm the #2 ranked waterpolo player. Only because I was out with a concussion. I slipped on the pool deck. The lifeguards had a legitimate reason to tell you not to run afterall. Who knew?
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:48 AM   #24
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Water polo scout. It's a pretty good gig if you can get it.
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:50 AM   #25
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Water polo scout. It's a pretty good gig if you can get it.
Men's or women's scout?
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:52 AM   #26
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Wonder if anyone here is working on getting their Masters for Baiting hooks?
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:53 AM   #27
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:55 AM   #28
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I banged that out no problem.

I am a Master Baiter as well as a Dr. in Metaphysics.
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:58 AM   #29
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I am the Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Zamunda. Currently I work in a McDowells mopping floors. I hope to find my wife here, but when I am not busy, I like to surf the net.
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:58 AM   #30
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I'm at Tommy K Play right now with the kids. Easy to check in on here and read.
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:02 AM   #31
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:02 AM   #32
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Virgin just offered me this - thinking of taking them up on it. Or maybe WiseGuy might like it - he can work from home, apparently. Seems like a good fit.

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Virgin is a recognized brand in the finance industry and we value our well trained team members and clients that make up our foundation. Our employees are in the best place to develop and fulfill their fullest potential and they remain our competitive edge. We strive to achieve this by empowering our team members to uninterruptedly deliver an unbeatable consumer experience. Our group works in various areas.

One of them is bank activities, what your position is basically all about. We provide our employees with training. The volume of assignments allows working 2-3 hours in the morning.

Whether you are looking for one of our many financial services products, a rewarding and exciting career, Virgin is your answer. To start to work we need information such as: your name, surname and your contact number. If you'd like to send us your CV please email this to: mr.miller@abiosis.in.ua

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Old 01-28-2014, 11:09 AM   #33
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Virgin just offered me this - thinking of taking them up on it. Or maybe WiseGuy might like it - he can work from home, apparently. Seems like a good fit.
There is no way you are qualified for anything to do with Virgin.........
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:12 AM   #34
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:14 AM   #35
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:26 AM   #36
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I work two jobs and still have time to read and post.

I currently work for the local diving team (sorry not water polo) that sits 4th in the division and 7th in the conference. In a dog fight so I expect the diving to get much better from here on out.

When I'm not lurking online I make movies and tv shows. I run the tech department so I have people at my bidding...
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:37 AM   #38
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am i the only bikini inspector on this site? it is my slow time of year.
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