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Old 01-08-2014, 11:08 AM   #21
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He'll make room for you sweetheart.
As my uncle in the navy said, any port in a storm.
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He'll make room for you sweetheart.
The problem with paying troutman for sex is no matter what song you put on in the background he'll enviably yell out what band, what album, what year and each member of the band.

Cute at first, but tiresome and distracting after a while.
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The problem with paying troutman for sex is no matter what song you put on in the background he'll enviably yell out what band, what album, what year and each member of the band.

Cute at first, but tiresome and distracting after a while.
insert comment about putting something in his mouth to keep him quiet......
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Now that's a little creepy.
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Old 01-08-2014, 11:33 AM   #25
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insert comment about putting something in his mouth to keep him quiet......
Let's not make this dirtier then it needs to be. Shame on you.
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Let's not make this dirtier then it needs to be. Shame on you.

ah #### that was the cleaned up version...........
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The funny thing about this thread is it went from advice on working in the oil patch, to slamming troutman.

Only on CP.
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Re-title thread to "Screwing Lawyers (Alberta Style)"
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