Kyle Wellwood Retires

[Iceman90]

I hope he spends his hard earned money at the buffet.

[trublmaker]

Originally Posted by Iceman90

I hope he spends his hard earned money at the buffet.

all you can eat baby.

[BACKCHECK!!!]

I wish every Welleood fat joke on the Internet came attached with a photo of the poster in shorts and slouching in a lawn chair.

[Geeoff]

Originally Posted by BACKCHECK!!!

I wish every Welleood fat joke on the Internet came attached with a photo of the poster in shorts and slouching in a lawn chair.

Be careful what you wish for...

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by flameswin

I love how he was never that fat at all, save for one picture during an injury where he couldn't work out, and was bent over a table making it look worse than it was. But the internet took over and the rest is history.

I also like that you almost never see the uncropped photo... which despite showing him at his worst, still has some hottie longingly wanting a piece of that action.

[kirant]

Originally Posted by Table 5

Why can't the pools I go to have lifeguards like that?

[AC]

Originally Posted by kirant

Why can't the pools I go to have lifeguards like that?

Girls with concave butts?

[Traditional_Ale]

Only $6-million!? I bet it disappears into fat air in no time...

[1stLand]

Lifeguard has concave butt.

Would not bang.

[bigtmac19]

I agree that he was very entertaining to watch in junior, he just never had the work ethic.

[memphusk]

Originally Posted by bigtmac19

I agree that he was very entertaining to watch in junior, he just never had the work ethic.

Never had the fat ethic.

[カナダ人です]

If they didn't consider points as well this guy should have been a multiple Lady Byng winner lol.

*2 minor penalties in the 3 seasons from 2006-2009 (181 games).
*3 minor penalties with the Jets and Sharks - that's 169 games!

Pretty impressive actually...

[puckluck2]

Originally Posted by memphusk

Never had the fat ethic.

[jayswin]

Okay guys, the jokes are starting to get cringe-worthy.

"He's so fat that he saw food and fat it with his fat. Fat."

[speede5]

Originally Posted by flameswin

Okay guys, the jokes are starting to get cringe-worthy.

"He's so fat that he saw food and fat it with his fat. Fat."

Xhibit wants his joke back.

[jonesy]

Seems especially mean spirited and idiotic since most of the posters are fat fatties in all likelihood. I have no idea why it is fun and clever to call him fat. (at least not relentlessly) It starts to border on psychotic mob mentality.