Convince ten people to give you a thousand dollars each. Tell them to in turn find ten people to give them a thousand dollars each (This is not a pyramid scheme). You can do this as often as you want, making thousand and thousands of dollars (this is not a pyramid scheme).
If you draw the incoming money from various sources on a piece of paper, it kind of looks like an upside down pyramid, but I assure you, it is not a pyramid scheme.
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Take out an ad in the back of a gay magazine, call it "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club," advertising the latest and greatest in anal intruding dildo technology. These dildos sell for 75 quid each. Have them make the cheque out to a numbered company. Once it clears, send them back the 75 quid from the other company name, "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club" saying you're sorry but the supplier in America is having troubles and so we're refunding your money.
Who do you think is actually going to cash that cheque? Not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they're tickling ass when they're not paying by cheque?
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The best "get rich quick" idea I had was one I stole from somebody else. It seems his father had this idea for dog poop bags; one you could velcro onto the dog leash or even your belt to hold the used plastic dog bags while walking your dog. Anyway, my friend wasn't really much of a dog person, so we all gave him some grief over it and he gave me a bunch of those bags; not knowing what to do with them.
I copied the bags and had a whole bunch made up. I had sold some on eBay and a few other places, and then went to a pet expo. I was approached by a pet supply company that wanted to use my idea, and they paid me $50k for it. That was more than I thought I would make, and seeing as it wasn't really my idea anyway- I took the money and ran!
I couldn't be happier for you. The #2 Solution was never about money...it was about encouraging dog owners to pick their mess with a convenient and fashionable velcro and zipper bag. You did good, kid.
Perhaps you wouldn't want to do something in a moral grey area, but have an idea so good you don't mind sharing it with somebody that will put it into action and not feel an ounce of guilt.
Perhaps you wouldn't want to do something in a moral grey area, but have an idea so good you don't mind sharing it with somebody that will put it into action and not feel an ounce of guilt.
If I was willing to inflict my immoral ideas on the world, wouldn't I want to harvest the profit myself?
Take out an ad in the back of a gay magazine, call it "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club," advertising the latest and greatest in anal intruding dildo technology. These dildos sell for 75 quid each. Have them make the cheque out to a numbered company. Once it clears, send them back the 75 quid from the other company name, "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club" saying you're sorry but the supplier in America is having troubles and so we're refunding your money.
Who do you think is actually going to cash that cheque? Not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they're tickling ass when they're not paying by cheque?
We need more Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes around CP.
Direct quote here.
NSFW!
You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now, these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop. That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name – nothing offensive, er, "Bobbie's Bits" or something – for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now, this is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's ######s Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now, you see how many people cash that cheque: not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?
Take out an ad in the back of a gay magazine, call it "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club," advertising the latest and greatest in anal intruding dildo technology. These dildos sell for 75 quid each. Have them make the cheque out to a numbered company. Once it clears, send them back the 75 quid from the other company name, "Ass Ticklers ######s Fan Club" saying you're sorry but the supplier in America is having troubles and so we're refunding your money.
Who do you think is actually going to cash that cheque? Not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they're tickling ass when they're not paying by cheque?
Ah, good old Lock Stock.
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Start a church group, after a year or so someone will build you a big shiny palace where a few hundred people will gather to give you tax free money every week...best of all it's legal!
