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Old 10-01-2013, 04:37 PM   #21
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Oh come on, "Alberta's Capital City?'

Why didnt they just put: 53.5333° N, 113.5000° W

If we're just stating the obvious why dont we just cut to the chase and get to the lowest common denominator?

"Edmonton. Its here. This way. Just keep going the way you're going. Yeah.....thats it....just the tip."
Alberta's Captain City?
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Alberta's Captain City?
Close. Now do it in 5-7-5.

William Shatner could do it.
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Oh come on, "Alberta's Capital City?'

Why didnt they just put: 53.5333° N, 113.5000° W

If we're just stating the obvious why dont we just cut to the chase and get to the lowest common denominator?

"Edmonton. Its here. This way. Just keep going the way you're going. Yeah.....thats it....just the tip."
My personal favourite sign in Edmonton is the one on Yellowhead Trail that screams something along the lines of "The Yellowhead... The NEW Trans-Canada Highway". It just reeks of desperation, particularly since Edmonton is the only major city on the entire route.
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My personal favourite sign in Edmonton is the one on Yellowhead Trail that screams something along the lines of "The Yellowhead... The NEW Trans-Canada Highway". It just reeks of desperation, particularly since Edmonton is the only major city on the entire route.
I have never seen that, that sounds hilarious! Can any of our unfortunate northern citizens get a photo of that?
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:43 PM   #25
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For some reason when I opened this thread this picture came to mind.

Spoiler!
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:58 PM   #26
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I hope Edmonton lady folk did not bruise their legs too badly moving this across the city on their ATVs.
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Old 10-01-2013, 05:46 PM   #27
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Old 10-01-2013, 05:51 PM   #28
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the awful poster
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Old 10-01-2013, 05:54 PM   #29
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https://twitter.com/PaulMooreCBC/sta...953985/photo/1

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Strangely, the big pile of manure in front of the sign isn't part of the vandalism, just part of Edmonton's "charm".
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I have never seen that, that sounds hilarious! Can any of our unfortunate northern citizens get a photo of that?
I have never seen it either.
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Old 10-01-2013, 06:41 PM   #31
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Some of the posters in this thread must be incredible photo shoppers considering that's a real picture. Also, sorry for breaking up the "is Sven a bust" talk with some good ole fashioned battle of Alberta conversation. This rivalry really isn't what it used to be.
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Some of the posters in this thread must be incredible photo shoppers considering that's a real picture. Also, sorry for breaking up the "is Sven a bust" talk with some good ole fashioned battle of Alberta conversation. This rivalry really isn't what it used to be.
It's real?
Oh.
Well I can only assume it's a desperate request for a little human touch. After all, they're not getting any attention from anyone else.

They could've at least said "PLEASE suck it, Calgary? PLEASE, WE'RE BEGGING YOU, JUST THE TIP?"
I think that captures their desperation a little better.
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:04 PM   #33
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Ya, i guess this wasn't photoshopped-

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/touch...tml?id=8984560
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:16 PM   #34
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laughed driving into edmonton this morning when I noticed the change! Someone went to a lot of trouble, but I sure love the culture of this province =D
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was driving into Edmonton today and someone had altered one of the signs to read "City of shenanigans" Complete with a fallen down g. Really funny and really well done actually!
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"Who did it?"

My money is on Chris Pronger.
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I actually did laugh out loud at this part
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haiku's aren't just 5
7 5. sensory language
you seem to suck at
Haiku is easy
Sometimes they do not make sense
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I have never seen that, that sounds hilarious! Can any of our unfortunate northern citizens get a photo of that?
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I have never seen it either.
ROFL, I just discovered it is even in the Yellowhead Highway Wikipedia article! The sign is even lamer than I remembered, since it extols the virtues of driving between Edmonton and... Yorkton.




Though I have to admit, I like the fact that they pulled a reverse Liberal Party of Canada here by pretending Canada ends at Winnipeg.
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