Neighbour Issue

[Potty]

I would not recommend this approach until you feel every other option to deal with the situation non-confrontationally has been unsuccessful and the owner is a complete ####### who will not in any way try to cooperate, but I have had this issue before and I dealt with as follows:

Step 1: Make huge pan of bacon and eat said bacon, collect grease.
Step 2: Pour bacon grease liberally over the poop.
Step 3: Devil dog will now clean up his own poop off your lawn.

And yes, I know it's unfair to the dog, not his fault his owner is a meatstick, but after fighting a losing battle for quite a while, I just needed to see the dog lick his face once to feel like it was all worth it.....

[rotten42]

Originally Posted by Dion

Pick up all the dog poop and put it in a paper bag. Leave a note on the guys RV door stating you picked up all the poop and will continue to do so in the future. Before you leave, knock on the door and light the bag on fire. His stomping out the fire and finding feces on his shoe should get the message across.

We had a neighbor whose dog always walked over to my yard to crap. We asked them to control their dog....they didn't. My wife then started scooping up the dog crap and placing it in front of their front door everytime. It didn't take long for then to control their dog after that.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Potty

I would not recommend this approach until you feel every other option to deal with the situation non-confrontationally has been unsuccessful and the owner is a complete ####### who will not in any way try to cooperate, but I have had this issue before and I dealt with as follows:

Step 1: Make huge pan of bacon and eat said bacon, collect grease.
Step 2: Pour bacon grease liberally over the poop.
Step 3: Devil dog will now clean up his own poop off your lawn.

And yes, I know it's unfair to the dog, not his fault his owner is a meatstick, but after fighting a losing battle for quite a while, I just needed to see the dog lick his face once to feel like it was all worth it.....

This is brilliant. Cruel. But brilliant.

[karl262]

Originally Posted by Potty

I would not recommend this approach until you feel every other option to deal with the situation non-confrontationally has been unsuccessful and the owner is a complete ####### who will not in any way try to cooperate, but I have had this issue before and I dealt with as follows:

Step 1: Make huge pan of bacon and eat said bacon, collect grease.
Step 2: Pour bacon grease liberally over the poop.
Step 3: Devil dog will now clean up his own poop off your lawn.

And yes, I know it's unfair to the dog, not his fault his owner is a meatstick, but after fighting a losing battle for quite a while, I just needed to see the dog lick his face once to feel like it was all worth it.....

This is the most critical step, do not gloss over it.

[Potty]

Originally Posted by Locke

This is brilliant. Cruel. But brilliant.

As an added bonus, dogs don't like to crap where they eat and will come to associate your lawn with delicious bacon treats, making them less likely to crap there in the future.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Potty

As an added bonus, dogs don't like to crap where they eat and will come to associate your lawn with delicious bacon treats, making them less likely to crap there in the future.

Dammit, you're an Evil Genius! Stop it you brilliant basterd!

My lawn is already covered in bacon grease. Not because of your suggestion but for.....reasons.