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Old 09-06-2013, 10:10 AM   #21
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The husband needs his man card revoked if he was the one that allowed this lawsuit to go through.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:36 AM   #22
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Sometimes when a front door is locked you have to break in through the back door.
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Sometimes when a front door is locked you have to break in through the back door.

"You didn't give birth with your mouth" is not the right thing to say to your wife post child birth......trust me.
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^^ that reminds me. I saw a funny greeting card the other day...

Wife: "The doctor says I can't have sex for a month"

Husband: "What did the dentist say?"
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:18 PM   #25
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^^ that reminds me. I saw a funny greeting card the other day...

Wife: "The doctor says I can't have sex for a month"

Husband: "What did the dentist say?"
haha that's good
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Old 09-06-2013, 05:21 PM   #26
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:44 AM   #27
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Sometimes when a front door is locked you have to break in through the back door.
Or you could just smash the door in.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:27 PM   #28
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can we get psycnet in here to tell us what pigs we are
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can we get psycnet in here to tell us what pigs we are


Did Wieser Wonder pass the torch?
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:35 PM   #30
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It has just occurred to me that this whole public thing could be their way of bragging to the world about the size of guy's endowment...
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:36 PM   #31
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This is why you're lonely, CaptainCrunch.
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