I had to post this. You think Sharknado is bad, check out Birdemic. Made in nearby Half Moon Bay, this stinker is even better with Rifftrax overlaid, but it's still amazing just on it's own. I never get tired of watching them fight off badly animated birds with coat hangers. Enjoy:
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I had to post this. You think Sharknado is bad, check out Birdemic. Made in nearby Half Moon Bay, this stinker is even better with Rifftrax overlaid, but it's still amazing just on it's own. I never get tired of watching them fight off badly animated birds with coat hangers. Enjoy:
~42 seconds...could have been a direct quote from Feaster to Johnny Gaudreau...
Sharknado is on Space right now. It's even bad for a Syfy movie.
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Sharknado is on Space right now. It's even bad for a Syfy movie.
Thanks for the heads-up!
What a movie--so many great actors:
-Tara Reid
-That guy from 90210
-The chopper pilot kid who is obviously the love child of Jason Bateman, Jimmy Fallon and that nerdy kid in Dodgeball
And, of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the amazing method acting of all the sharks...
(1) SharkAno: Set on a tropical island. Somehow, the island's centrally located volcano acquires super-suctioning power and starts pulling up stuff from the ocean--specifically, sharks. The added pressure causes the volcano to spew the sharks into the air at random intervals, leaving the local tribespeople injured, confused and cursing their god-idol: a golden shark. (It's a think-piece).
(2) Sharknado II: This would be done in the style of Terminator II where one of the sharks from the first movie comes back to warn the pilot kid about the potential for a shark-filled-tornado attack. The kid brushes it off, not because he's unconvinced that a tornado could potentially have sharks in it, but because, you know, it's a talking shark. (Too unrealistic).
Either way, that muscular tank-top wearing grandpa has to be in it.
What a movie--so many great actors:
-Tara Reid
-That guy from 90210
-The chopper pilot kid who is obviously the love child of Jason Bateman, Jimmy Fallon and that nerdy kid in Dodgeball
And, of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the amazing method acting of all the sharks...
Don't forget that one old dude who's been just about every movie and TV show made in the last 30+ years. Like seriously, he must be going for some sort of world record or something.
He was the dad in Home Alone, and that dirty cop that tossed himself off a bridge in The Sopranos.
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I watched about half of it, it was everything you'd expect it to be. I had to tap out when the plan shifted to a teenage pilot flying a helicopter loaded with bombs into the middle of the sharknado. Just not believable.
Wait...
You were watching a movie called Sharknado on SyFy. How could any expectation for "believable" be a part of this?
so what happenes in this movie - the shrknado gets close to eating everyone, and then just quits or get eliminated?
They blow it the f up.
No jokes. They drop a bomb into the tornado "just right" so that it blows up the tornado and the shark.
After that, a great white gets launched out of the tornado, directly into the path of a guy with a chainsaw. That guy proceeds to cut his way out of the shark, saving a girl who was eaten by that very same shark moments earlier.
Awesome.
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No jokes. They drop a bomb into the tornado "just right" so that it blows up the tornado and the shark.
After that, a great white gets launched out of the tornado, directly into the path of a guy with a chainsaw. That guy proceeds to cut his way out of the shark, saving a girl who was eaten by that very same shark moments earlier.
Awesome.
You should probably put spoiler tags on that
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Nice shot back by SJ pr to ESPN
As for this whole Sharknando this is proof how pathetic people "social media" is to # any piece of total crap and try to spin it like is the fresh cool trend word.
Using Sharknando in conversation should be an open invitation to receive a slap to the head.
Birdemic looks great. Superimposed oversized/aggressive/completely out of their natural habitat animals + explosions is an instant win.
I was never into this kind of crap, until one day at 4am Im pretty sure I accidentally dosed myself with a marijuana or two and watched Megashark vs Crocosaurus, starring Steve FRIKKIN Urkel.
A beautiful trainwreck.
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