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Old 05-15-2013, 03:18 PM   #21
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'Desmond has a barrow in the market-place' and 'Molly is the singer in a band'
'Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face and in the evening he's the singer in the band'...
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Going to a place like Thailand quickly removes any shock from seeing transgendered people. And honestly, some of them were hotter than regular women
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:40 PM   #23
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Dude looks like a man trying to look like a lady...
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:48 PM   #24
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um, I'm waiting for the headline that says "Sun Media features non-transsexual Sunshine Girl"...
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:54 PM   #25
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Going to a place like Thailand quickly removes any shock from seeing transgendered people. And honestly, some of them were hotter than regular women
Honest question, how did you know? Did you just think all the hottest chicks were transgendered?
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:01 PM   #26
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Honest question, how did you know? Did you just think all the hottest chicks were transgendered?
Thought we had it all figured out. About 15 years ago, was hanging out at this bar in phi phi island, just a little bar that looked like someone's bar from a basement that they but on the street corner. Fun little place to start the night, and had been going there for a few nights. There was a male and female bartender, and there was a couple that I had met there a few times. We kept debating whether the female was a girl or boy.

So one night after the female in question went home, we asked the male bartender "Hey, she's a lady man, right?" He answered "That's my wife!"
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:09 PM   #27
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:12 PM   #28
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In Thailand, the tried and true method to determine the difference is what they can do with a ping pong ball.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:17 PM   #30
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I'm pretty sure every sunshine girl is a transsexual....
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Honest question, how did you know? Did you just think all the hottest chicks were transgendered?
The penis is the main giveaway.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:57 PM   #32
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Hahaha, I had no idea that Lola was a song about a transsexual, I guess I never really analyzed the lyrics before.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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Honest question, how did you know? Did you just think all the hottest chicks were transgendered?
Generally they're taller than most genetic Thai girls so that's usually the main giveaway. And if they've got bolt-ons, I've never seen regular Thai girls with fake boobs. Sometimes though with the hormone treatments they take, there is no way to tell them apart. If you do end up hitting on a ladyboy by accident though it's not like you're going to find out the hard way, they're always up front with what they're "packing". There are so many guys into that sort of thing that they don't need to trick anyone

I actually partied with a couple of them that were part of a group of friends we were hanging out with, and they were by far the most fun. It's a bit humbling to be drank under the table by a couple of ladies who put together couldn't have weighed more than 280. They love their Johnny Walker
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:12 PM   #36
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There's a ladyboy/lady man who works at Phil's on 17th.
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:55 PM   #37
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One of these is a man.

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Can you guess?
http://www.thedroop.com/pop-quiz-can...-man-or-woman/
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:57 PM   #38
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Generally they're taller than most genetic Thai girls so that's usually the main giveaway. And if they've got bolt-ons, I've never seen regular Thai girls with fake boobs. Sometimes though with the hormone treatments they take, there is no way to tell them apart. If you do end up hitting on a ladyboy by accident though it's not like you're going to find out the hard way, they're always up front with what they're "packing". There are so many guys into that sort of thing that they don't need to trick anyone
I know some Thai girls with implants, so even that's not a sure sign. Everyone says to look for Adam's apples, but many of them don't have noticeable ones, and the ones who do get them shaved down. Basically, if they wanted to fool you, they could. Here's a poster that was outside of a ladyboy bar that I went to, and these were the real girls that were working because I saw several of them in person. Every one of them was a pre-op TS.

Spoiler!


Obviously there are a few who you'd know are ladyboys and many who you might be suspicious of, but there are some that you'd never be able to recognize. I was convinced that the girl with the "51" tag just to the left of the center of the picture was a genetic girl until she was standing at the urinal beside me.
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:58 PM   #39
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Is she post-op or just a tuck-and-fold'er?
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One of these is a man.

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http://www.thedroop.com/pop-quiz-can...-man-or-woman/
The first one is a man.

(I got 100% on that quiz, lol)
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