04-25-2013, 03:45 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I was in lust before I even saw her pic. Then I was in love.
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04-25-2013, 03:47 PM
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#22
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Table 5
The thing is they do this exact same pose in every single photo now. I have some inlaws who are in college and all their photos look like this...doesnt matter what the situation. Just turns everyone of them into robot barbie.
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The fatty bo batties don't. They use the overhead angle to.emphasize their cleavage.
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04-25-2013, 03:50 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
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and I don't give a #### if you SOR me, I WILL ####ING ASSAULT YOU.
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What's SOR?
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04-25-2013, 03:54 PM
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#24
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern
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I get that she's clearly a bitch and terrible person etc but if she got up at an open mic and did this material, she would be one of the most popular female comics on earth in about six months.
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04-25-2013, 04:53 PM
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#25
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Man, that's way better than the duckface. It let's you see her face, how thin she is, how big her breasts are and what kind of ass she's rockin' all in one shot. It should be mandatory for any 20-something girl to stand like this for photos.
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Agreed!
HandOnHip>>>>>>DuckFace
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I swear to ####ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober.
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I've never been called by such a name but I lol'd hard when I read it...especially when it came from a SOR princess!!!
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04-25-2013, 05:16 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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This is my kind of girl. Seriously.
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04-25-2013, 05:18 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Also, the rant is shockingly well-written and really quite clever. Also note the correct usage of "literally".
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Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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04-25-2013, 05:43 PM
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#28
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Hot girl with a trucker mouth? Where do I sign up?
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04-25-2013, 05:48 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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So I am still confused but what was she mad about? She was mad that her frat was talking to the wrong boy frat? Or that they weren't putting out?
I r confused. And yea, the girl might have a potty mouth and be slightly to incredibly racist, but she is hot. That is for sure. And I actually agreed with her six chin comment  So I guess I am no better.
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04-25-2013, 06:11 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Originally Posted by evman150
Also, the rant is shockingly well-written and really quite clever. Also note the correct usage of "literally".
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I don't think literally was used correctly one time in that email. Unless I'm missing some joke?
EDIT: OK, it was arguably used correctly once, if you think that "literally email me back" is a good use of the word. But it was used incorrectly the other time.
In all honesty, I feel sort of bad for that girl--she has to be so embarrassed about that email now. This is why you don't email anything that you expect will be a private communication, ever. Also, don't be a crazy person, but I suspect she thought she was being a crazy person in private.
Last edited by Iowa_Flames_Fan; 04-25-2013 at 06:14 PM.
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04-25-2013, 06:14 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern
So I am still confused but what was she mad about? She was mad that her frat was talking to the wrong boy frat? Or that they weren't putting out?
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Didn't your read the e-mail you #$@#$ idiot.
1) You don't leave sorority parties to go hang out with other frats
2) You don't cheer for oppossing team, even if you @#$ brother is on that team.
3) When you attend events you don't act like a boring akward $@#$.
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04-25-2013, 06:24 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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04-25-2013, 07:03 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
I don't think literally was used correctly one time in that email. Unless I'm missing some joke?
EDIT: OK, it was arguably used correctly once, if you think that "literally email me back" is a good use of the word. But it was used incorrectly the other time.
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1/2 is literally better than 99% of people on the interwebs.
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04-25-2013, 07:22 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Not Abu Dhabi
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814
Ok for real. Wife material.
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Have you actually read this thread?
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04-25-2013, 07:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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"You call it morning wood. I call it breakfast in bed." - her Twitter
I love this woman.
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04-25-2013, 07:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Porn has to be in the cards for this girl I'd imagine.
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04-26-2013, 05:33 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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If she did this with the intention of this happening, she is a PR genius. She's a female Charlie Bukowski in a way.
Porn? How quaint. Find a good editor and give her a book deal.
Last edited by missdpuck; 04-26-2013 at 05:49 AM.
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04-26-2013, 08:48 AM
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#38
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Lifetime Suspension
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I think it was all in jest.
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