Boy named "Jihad" wears "I am a bomb" shirt to school

[saskflames69]

Who names their kid "Jihad?" That's pretty much asking for a future strip search at the airport. Poor little guy has to live with this for the rest of his life.

[ricosuave]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Is her costume a bunch of sticks of red plastic, with an alarm cloak and a bunch of wires taped to a vest? Because I'd sue the school if that's the case. Teachers and Principals are way over-sensitive with that stuff.

No, probably is a costume of a jar of peanut butter.

[calgarywinning]

Jihad would be a good name for a drink at Starbucks or McDonald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken in the middle east. I'll have a Venti Jihad please.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Minnie

I read his name and this is what comes to mind:

Ugh. This poor kid has enough to deal with. Don't connect him to the world's worst "comedian".

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Ugh. This poor kid has enough to deal with. Don't connect him to the world's worst "comedian".

The world's worst comedian, on a stick.

[scottish_flame]

The electric chair is too good for that so called scum human being of a mother.

[mrvee]

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite."
Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"