Random Facts About Vin Diesel

[RatherDashing]

No matter what his work/play ratio is, Vin Diesel is never a dull boy.

Vin Diesel puts his pants on two legs at a time.

Vin Diesel had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow, and anywhere Vin Diesel went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.

[Wolfwood]

Vin Diesel conqered Constantinople for the Turks in 1453 after the Byzantine emperor said his head was misshapen.

Vin Diesel eats detergent, which he believes gives him twice the strength of Robocop. Scientific studies are yet to actually verify this claim.

While digging the Grand Canyon, Vin Diesel ran into Godzilla, and beat him up so badly that he's never dared assail the West Coast ever since, and attacks Japan, instead.

[Eddie Bronze]

Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.

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[Jiggy_12]

Vin Diesel is teflon coated and thus never needs to bathe.

[VANFLAMESFAN]

Vin's nipples lactate different kinds of milk: the left excretes skim and the right excretes chocolate.

[RatherDashing]

During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

Always the prankster, Vin Diesel once convinced Copernicus of a "Heliocentric theory" knowing full well that the universe revolves around him and laughed at Copernicus when he tried to pass this off as fact.

[BlackEleven]

Vin Diesel single-handedly cured Lance Armstrong of cancer. He was especially proud of his work with the testicles.

When the grocery store is out of Vin Diesel's favorite ice cream, the president orders the army to Defcon 5 and there is a total eclipse of the sun.

Vin Diesel once had Parkinsons disease but he shook it off.

And for all the computer geeks:
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and Vin Diesel.