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Old 01-30-2013, 04:25 PM   #21
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God damn. Hot For Teacher is written specifically for that teacher.

"what do you think the teachers gonna look like this year?" " oh no!!"
I dropped my pencil, give me something to write with man . . . . .woah
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Thank GOD for technology and promiscuous hot teachers.
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Old 01-30-2013, 04:38 PM   #25
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i know it's already been referenced, but for the younger crowd who don't remember 1984....

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i know it's already been referenced, but for the younger crowd who don't remember 1984....

Or Elton John's song..."Teacher I Need You"

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Old 01-30-2013, 05:26 PM   #28
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I don't think Elton was thinking of the same type of hot teacher as van halen
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Does anyone watch Shameless? Last episode had them form a vilgilante group to go beat on a teacher they found on a sex offenders web search that lived in the neighborhood, named Blake Collins. So after they find out it's a woman they leave but the one kid goes back and offers to trim her hedges. He ends up inside the house with her and they have sex that involved some peanut butter and hedge trimming.

This was the teacher.

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So does troutman, apparently.
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:46 PM   #37
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I see that she's been introduced to the jackhammer
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Disgraced teacher Debra Lafave, the woman convicted of having sex with a 14-year-old student is officially back on probation amid protests from the victim's family.


The 32-year-old was dealt a ten-year suspended sentence in 2005 for a string of sexual encounters with a pupil at Angelo L. Greco Middle School in Temple Terrace, Florida.

But the punishment was frozen by a retiring judge to allow her to help care for her newborn twin sons as well as her cancer-stricken mother in 2011.

On Thursday, however, she was put back under Federal supervision to see out the remaining four years and two months of her sentence.

Too lenient: In 2011 a retiring judge offered leniency to Lafave releasing her from her seven-year probation before it was later deemed an 'abuse of judicial power'
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God I can't wait until these teachers inevitably take some big offer to do porn.
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^Wasn't there one who actually did that?
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