12-18-2012, 06:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Ontario
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confusion of partner
Yeah that's usually a sign something's gone wrong somewhere...
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12-18-2012, 06:22 PM
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#22
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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12-18-2012, 06:30 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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Violent hallucinations? 
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12-18-2012, 06:45 PM
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#24
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Violent hallucinations? Holy crap.
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12-18-2012, 06:46 PM
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#25
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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12-18-2012, 06:50 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On your last nerve...:D
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So don't grind that gear, huh?
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12-18-2012, 07:14 PM
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#27
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In the Sin Bin
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One of my buddies tore his dick when he was getting a hand job. Apparently (and understandably) it bleeds a lot.
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12-18-2012, 07:21 PM
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Offered up a bag of cans for a custom user title
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Westside
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polak
One of my buddies tore his dick when he was getting a hand job. Apparently (and understandably) it bleeds a lot.
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Cut your nails next time.
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12-18-2012, 07:58 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
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A flying leap while trying to penetrate the wife, that sounds like something you would expect from howler monkeys not people.......
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12-18-2012, 08:03 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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BTW guys, if this happens to any of you... go to the Rockyview Hospital. You will have to have surgery immediately (in many cases) and that is where they will do it.
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12-18-2012, 08:13 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nehkara
BTW guys, if this happens to any of you... go to the Rockyview Hospital. You will have to have surgery immediately (in many cases) and that is where they will do it.
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What floor is that on?
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12-18-2012, 08:21 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: A small painted room
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Longer = safer
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12-18-2012, 08:38 PM
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#33
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nage Waza
Cut your nails next time.
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lol well done.
but what kind of effed up tugs do you get where nails could tear your member?
Last edited by polak; 12-18-2012 at 08:48 PM.
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12-18-2012, 10:12 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nehkara
BTW guys, if this happens to any of you... go to the Rockyview Hospital. You will have to have surgery immediately (in many cases) and that is where they will do it.
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I don't want to know how you know that.
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12-18-2012, 10:27 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SebC
I don't want to know how you know that.
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I work for Alberta Health Services.
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12-18-2012, 10:29 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Every time I read this thread title, it hurts. Make it stop.
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12-18-2012, 10:32 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
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Yep Rockyview has one of the country's leading urology departments.
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12-18-2012, 10:56 PM
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#38
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Hahha, i saw this video a couple days ago.. so stupid.. haha.
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12-18-2012, 11:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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I know there is a lot of joking on in this thread, and I totally understand why. That said, if this happens to you go IMMEDIATELY to the ER at the Rockyview Hospital if you are in Calgary or to the closest hospital if you aren't. Waiting because you are embarassed could have very bad consequences.
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12-19-2012, 12:55 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Now, I'm no MMA expert or anything, but this suggests improper technique and/or potential eye-contact....
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