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Pizza · 10-13-2012, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by jamoro

I was out at a meet up tonight and there was a girl there who I had just met as it was my first time there. well towards the middle of the night she came over to me and said I think you should text me and gave me her number

first time EVER a girl has given me her number, I was flabbergasted...were now going dancing tomorrow

now all of CP also knows you're a virgin

/had to be said

jamoro · 10-13-2012, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pizza

now all of CP also knows you're a virgin

/had to be said

nope

Senator Clay Davis · 10-13-2012, 08:29 AM

The straight denial rather than being playful about being called a virgin is pretty telling...A non-virgin would have fun with the quote, a true virgin would get defensive. Just saying...

bubbsy · 10-13-2012, 08:36 AM

hopefully this doesn't turn into another "getting locked out" thread

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Yasa · 10-13-2012, 08:37 AM

If being a virgin is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

Table 5 · 10-13-2012, 09:21 AM

I'm in my 30's and married, and I've yet to have anyone come up to me to give me their number (without wanting to sell me something...ie their body).

So yeah, enjoy it!

Blaster86 · 10-13-2012, 09:54 AM

Obvious lie.

Prove it by posting the number here so we can call and confirm.

jamoro · 10-13-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Blaster86

Obvious lie.

Prove it by posting the number here so we can call and confirm.

you dont want me to get laid do you? if I did that she would hate me

Blaster86 · 10-13-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jamoro

you dont want me to get laid do you? if I did that she would hate me

We would tell her that it's for science-y stuff for Aperture Science. She'll understand.

HPLovecraft · 10-13-2012, 10:07 AM

Hopefully she doesn't post on CP . . .

GreenLantern · 10-13-2012, 10:29 AM

Good for you my friend, I am excited for you.

jamoro · 10-13-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Hopefully she doesn't post on CP . . .

if she does at least she knows I appreciated the number

peter12 · 10-13-2012, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

I'm in my 30's and married, and I've yet to have anyone come up to me to give me their number (without wanting to sell me something...ie their body).

So yeah, enjoy it!

I'm 26, and living with a long-term girlfriend with marriage on the horizon, and I, too, have yet to have anyone come up to me to give me their number.

I think I am equally divided between suspicion and jealousy at this point, to be completely honest.

Clarkey · 10-13-2012, 10:49 AM

Get it in ol' boy.

rubecube · 10-13-2012, 11:08 AM

Wait, none of you have had women try to pick you up? Am I the only one who's been to a cougar bar?

Table 5 · 10-13-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

Wait, none of you have had women try to pick you up? Am I the only one who's been to a cougar bar?

I make a terrible first impression. I'm more of a "by mennen!" type.

Mr.Coffee · 10-13-2012, 11:15 AM

Personally, I'd wrap it.

But maybe I am overly paranoid..

HPLovecraft · 10-13-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Table 5

I make a terrible first impression. I'm more of a "by mennen!" type.

Ah, but that's an advantage, you're like a commercial jingle. By the third date it's "By Mennen."

Co-stan-za.

TorqueDog · 10-13-2012, 12:32 PM

Congrats on getting a number.

jamoro · 10-13-2012, 01:08 PM

Just bought the 50 million lotto max, thinking my luck cannot get any better