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Old 10-04-2012, 11:51 PM   #21
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how do they get it from the boobs to the bottle?
That's what I was wondering.

Something is really fishy about this. So many reason why it wouldn't even seem to work.

1. How do they get it back in the bottle? Is the model standing over a tub or drain that pours it back in? It's probably going over more than her breasts if that's the case.

2. How can this comply with health regs?

3. How can they do this over a large scale? I mean even if it is limited editions which I assume they are, thousands of bottles worth would still have to be prepared this way.

Weird.

And is the booze as fake as the breasts?
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:47 AM   #22
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This is disgusting. Pouring the alcohol over a woman's breasts is going to do nothing to it except allow them to over-charge for it. The whole concept is degrading to both women and men. Women because it implies that they're only worth the value of their sexuality and their looks ("there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman.") and men because they actually think there are men who are shallow enough to buy this solely because of the fact that it was poured over an attractive woman's breasts.
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:03 AM   #23
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Mentioned this to the wife last night
An she said," can you imagine being those women? "

Oh, what so you do for a living?

I am a vodka trough.

You mean you put vodka in a trough?

No, I am just the trough.
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This sounds like one of those bad Canadian beer commercials where all the beer marketing people sit around the table trying to come up with new ways to market their alcohol. Hilarious.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:20 AM   #25
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how do they get it from the boobs to the bottle?
I suppose in the realm of fake breasts, something vaguely 'funnel-shaped' isnt out of the question....
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how do they get it from the boobs to the bottle?


maybe they use the front of the bum
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:28 AM   #27
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This sounds like one of those bad Canadian beer commercials where all the beer marketing people sit around the table trying to come up with new ways to market their alcohol. Hilarious.
Sounds like something that Minhas creep would do
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^Pfft. There is only one Titties and Beer and that's Frank Zappas Titties and Beer

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^Pfft. Was it a 5-year old Dweezil who wrote those lyrics? Don't mind me some Zappa but that song is lame.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:49 PM   #31
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I love stuff like this. The fact that they are actually crazy/creepy enough to do it and the reactions that follow.

Makes the world interesting.
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That's what I was wondering.

Something is really fishy about this. So many reason why it wouldn't even seem to work.

1. How do they get it back in the bottle? Is the model standing over a tub or drain that pours it back in? It's probably going over more than her breasts if that's the case.

2. How can this comply with health regs?

3. How can they do this over a large scale? I mean even if it is limited editions which I assume they are, thousands of bottles worth would still have to be prepared this way.

Weird.

And is the booze as fake as the breasts?
In the interests of science, I watched the "making of" video.

At one point, there was a bare-chested woman, standing over a vat, spraying (what appeared to be) vodka over her breasts and it was going into said vat.

It's not that difficult, if you think about it.

Frankly, I find the whole thing repulsive. To each his own, I guess, but it reminds me of the disgusting plastic sex dolls that some men buy and pose over the headboard of their bed and then find that the headboard is too high so they have to put a bunch of books under the end of the mattress so the simulated sex act doesn't hurt their back when they are having sex with the sex doll and then they have to take the books out to go to sleep when the whole charade is over.
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What a stupid idea. I wouldn't pay a dime extra for booze that was poured over a pair of tits.

Watching booze be poured on tits on the other hand...
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:45 PM   #34
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Frankly, I find the whole thing repulsive. To each his own, I guess, but it reminds me of the disgusting plastic sex dolls that some men buy and pose over the headboard of their bed and then find that the headboard is too high so they have to put a bunch of books under the end of the mattress so the simulated sex act doesn't hurt their back when they are having sex with the sex doll and then they have to take the books out to go to sleep when the whole charade is over.
You seem to know a lot about this...
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:21 PM   #35
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In the interests of science, I watched the "making of" video.

At one point, there was a bare-chested woman, standing over a vat, spraying (what appeared to be) vodka over her breasts and it was going into said vat.

It's not that difficult, if you think about it.
Heh yeah, I watched the vid shortly after I posted too. I saw that. Still seemed a bit fishy to me, cause it didn't seem like the booze was flowing that quickly, had it been, there would have been a lot more splash and waste. I couldn't imagine 5000 litres of that being poured that way. But whatever, if they say so, I guess it doesn't really matter. It's nothing I'd buy anyway.

It was something to see though...

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Frankly, I find the whole thing repulsive. To each his own, I guess, but it reminds me of the disgusting plastic sex dolls that some men buy and pose over the headboard of their bed and then find that the headboard is too high so they have to put a bunch of books under the end of the mattress so the simulated sex act doesn't hurt their back when they are having sex with the sex doll and then they have to take the books out to go to sleep when the whole charade is over.
I have to agree, though your illustration made me laugh. Very specific... I had a hard time even picturing it.
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Those guys should start targeting the female market, by hiring Brad Pitt to dip his **** in each bottle!
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:09 AM   #37
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Intriguing, I'll buy a bottle if they make it to Canada.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:10 PM   #38
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What a ridiculous gimmick. Kinda gross, and just plain stupid.
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