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Old 09-27-2012, 04:37 PM   #21
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When they showed that video of the states that allow spanking in schools, it looked very similar to the states that allow cousins to marry and those that try to make homosexuality illegal. Somehow, not surprising.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:05 PM   #23
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That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age heh heh heh yes they do, yes they do.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:53 PM   #24
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An obvious example of the double standard between what a girl can get away with and what a boy can.

I can just imagine the uproar if a boy had gone up to his female principal and asked her to spank him..
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:35 AM   #26
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That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age heh heh heh yes they do, yes they do.
You don't even get that joke. Try aging first.
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Old 09-28-2012, 01:52 AM   #27
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You don't even get that joke. Try aging first.
Okay, come find me in 10 years.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:13 AM   #28
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Her butt, was literally hurt. What do you expect when you approve a paddling mom?
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:34 AM   #29
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"Men are too big and strong and to be hitting 96 pound girls."

Wow. First of all, in classic fashion I must over-think and over-analyze that statement.

If someone is bent over a desk or table in anticipation of their punishment I dont really see how their weight really affects the equation.

Secondly, its not like he went to town with a baseball bat or something and everyone steps back and thinks, "hey, whoa now..."

Her ass was red, and sore. After being spanked with a paddle. Thats pretty much the obvious outcome.
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They should have let the least popular boy in school do it.

Punish the girl, and give the guy the best moment of his life.
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Bend over and drop 'em sweetie.

Are you sure you just don't want me to use my hand instead?

Okay.... I'll use the paddle... but trust me... this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

... Are you sure you don't want me to use my hand?
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:34 PM   #33
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That girl has got it goin on... (I'm 23 so I don't believe this is THAT pervy)

The most important question that nobody is answering here is 'Just how much does this girl hate her dad?;
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That girl has got it goin on... (I'm 23 so I don't believe this is THAT pervy)
She's 15, it sure is.
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She's 15, it sure is.
Meh. She's cute. She hates her dad. She's going to make many men very happy for about 18-27 minutes for the next 25 years.
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Meh. She's cute.
She's in grade ten.
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She's in grade ten.
Is 15 too young to discern hotness anymore? Surely there should have been a press release.
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Is 15 too young to discern hotness anymore? Surely there should have been a press release.
Well, it's fine when you're 15 yourself.
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Well, it's fine when you're 15 yourself.
Sigh... Setting aside ethics, legality etc, the girl is either cute or she isn't. If you wanna say that she isn't hot until the day she turns 18, that's fine. But acknowledging that she's probably the chick that most of her school lusts after is more a statement of fact than anything.
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