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Old 09-03-2012, 01:56 AM   #21
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It would have been funniest if you just never came back to this thread to answer anything.
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:16 AM   #22
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I thought the other thread was the dumbest thing I read on this site, well done on exceeding stupid!
Thats good to hear, because I found your take on Fred Brathwaite and Rick Wamsley quite stunning.
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:28 AM   #23
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will you people ever stop making these threads?
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:43 AM   #24
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why does my poo sink sometimes and why does it float sometimes?
Fresh poop floats, if it has been sitting inside of you for a while it sinks.
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Old 09-03-2012, 11:35 AM   #25
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So do we now have 3 I-have-a-question-that-doesn't-warrant-it's-own-thread threads now?

Fat content and absorption in your diet.
Good job! I thanked you for no other reason than for your proper use of hyphens.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:46 PM   #26
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I've noticed that when I eat polish sausage, the smell of my farts seems to linger 5x longer then usual. People get twice as upset and there's no hiding the smell. Any particular reason when polish sausage has this effect?
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:56 PM   #27
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I've noticed that when I eat polish sausage, the smell of my farts seems to linger 5x longer then usual. People get twice as upset and there's no hiding the smell. Any particular reason when polish sausage has this effect?
It's Polish.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:59 PM   #28
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What do you think the world would of been like if the Nazi's had won the war?
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What do you think the world would of been like if the Nazi's had won the war?
Es wäre schrecklich gewesen sein
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:25 PM   #30
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I thought poop floating had to do with fibre. If it floats, there is not enough fibre in your diet.
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:27 PM   #31
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What do you think the world would of been like if the Nazi's had won the war?
Less jews and Schindlers List probably wouldn't have won so many oscars.
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Why does flameswin celebrate square root day?
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:07 PM   #33
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Good job! I thanked you for no other reason than for your proper use of hyphens.
You didn't notice the improper use of the apostrophe??
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:15 PM   #34
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You didn't notice the improper use of the apostrophe??
I did but I thought it should be recognized given the criticism the guy took for the hyphen thread.
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