Daycare staff charged with running toddler fight club

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by Wormius

For daycare staff, two of them seemed extremely young. Maybe it's ageism, but I don't think I could entrust my kids to a daycare that employed anyone that young for looking after children.

Of course if they had them take the psychopath test, maybe that would have weeded them out.

Older people typically won't work for the crap wages child care workers get paid.

[Rathji]

Also, I am thinking I could sign my son up for something like this.

I means, you leave him unwatched in a room with any object that could hit another kid, and it is in his hand in mere seconds.

"and little Rathji brings in the plastic golf club from behind the bean bag chair, this is about to get messy folks. Please remember that this video may be disturbing to some viewers. Oh my god, he is picking up the sand table, I can't watch any more."

Wonder what the cut is? The kids are probably getting screwed without an agent even.

[To Be Quite Honest]

Originally Posted by MattyC

19 and 21 is extremely young to work at a daycare? This incident notwithstanding, isnt the regular babysitting age like 14 or 15?

Also....Toddler fight club is hilarious to me. I don't have kids though.

When I was 19-20 I worked at a daycare facility. It was one of my most memorable jobs. I still talk about it today. SEE!

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by Stay Golden

The daycare workers are demented, but the header for this story is too friggin funny not to read it.
I can see them just taking this as far as they could if they didn't get caught.
Dressing them in Muay Thai trunks and wrapping their tiny fists up.
Announcing the combatants. In this corner with a reach of 22" inches. "Simon the Holy Terror Johnson" vs "Trevor Iron Fist"
Online gambling site on who you could pick with their fight records.
Tyler Durden would be proud of this fine moment.

Tyler Durden would probably be more proud if they taught the toddlers to make Napalm out of their Johnson & Johnson.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Rathji

Also, I am thinking I could sign my son up for something like this.

I means, you leave him unwatched in a room with any object that could hit another kid, and it is in his hand in mere seconds.

"and little Rathji brings in the plastic golf club from behind the bean bag chair, this is about to get messy folks. Please remember that this video may be disturbing to some viewers. Oh my god, he is picking up the sand table, I can't watch any more."

Wonder what the cut is? The kids are probably getting screwed without an agent even.

"And little Jimmy has located the Big Wheel and is trying to make his escape. I dont think it'll halp in here tho, Bob. There's no where he can go he's going to hav....Oh my! Little Rathji caught him with a blindside hit from the plastic driver! Safe to say that little Jimmy's head is...in the rough..."

[YYC in LAX]

Given that this was in the Sun I thought this would be about a daycare in the NE. Leaving this thread really disappointed.

[Robbob]

So would you be able to claim a child care tax credit and the child fitness tax credit? With the prize purse this could have been win/win

[Robbob]

Originally Posted by YYC in LAX

Given that this was in the Sun I thought this would be about a daycare in the NE. Leaving this thread really disappointed.

damn so did I. I guess that makes my tax credit question pointless.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest

When I was 19-20 I worked at a daycare facility. It was one of my most memorable jobs. I still talk about it today. SEE!

You just broke the first two rules!

[Senator Clay Davis]

Should have video taped it and sold it. If people are willing to watch bums fight, why not toddlers?

[saskflames69]

This the funniest thing I've heard of. They're toddlers! Little guys dukeing it out on the moon bounce! Oh the hilarity!

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by YYC in LAX

Given that this was in the Sun I thought this would be about a daycare in the NE. Leaving this thread really disappointed.

It is. North east US... (sort of)

[rubecube]

Yeah, I would enjoy watching this much more than calf-roping.

[ricosuave]

this post made my day

thanks for sharing OP

[Huntingwhale]

[crazy_eoj]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Should have video taped it and sold it. If people are willing to watch bums fight, why not toddlers?

The back alley toddler fighting rings are huge right now in Vegas.

[habernac]

My wife was at a friend's house visiting with our son, he would have been about 3 at the time. Some genius decided it would be a good idea to leave 10 kids in the basement unsupervised with hockey sticks. Is it wrong that I felt proud when every single kid came up the stairs crying except for mine? He would have loved this daycare.

[Baxter Renegade]

Originally Posted by habernac

My wife was at a friend's house visiting with our son, he would have been about 3 at the time. Some genius decided it would be a good idea to leave 10 kids in the basement unsupervised with hockey sticks. Is it wrong that I felt proud when every single kid came up the stairs crying except for mine? He would have loved this daycare.

It likely is wrong. The other kids were properly taught to play nice and yours was probably slashing ankles and dinking it up... I'd be embarrassed...

[MRCboicgy]

This makes me WANT to adopt kids

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Baxter Renegade

It likely is wrong. The other kids were properly taught to play nice and yours was probably slashing ankles and dinking it up... I'd be embarrassed...

Not my fault they're a bunch of pansies.