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Old 06-20-2005, 04:49 PM   #21
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You guys are a riot, thanks for all the suggestions. I have about four days to come up with a plan. He works up in Ft. McMurray during the week.
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Old 06-20-2005, 05:28 PM   #22
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He works up in Ft. McMurray during the week.
Geez, looks like he's already had a prank pulled on him.
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Old 06-20-2005, 05:44 PM   #23
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Well since you have lots of time, maybe you could induce large flocks of birds to hang around his house expecting to get fed.

Take all that popcorn out of his car and spread it around his yard every night. Sunflower seeds, bird seed, bread, whatever... just try to get noisy crows and magpies and seagulls and such to regard his place as a smorgasbord.

There are few things on earth more annoying than a bunch of hungry caw-cawers just outside the window early in the morning.

I have no idea if this works or not but I've contemplated trying it on a rather surly neighbor.

On a smaller scale, you could smear bacon grease all over his doors and I bet that would attract a lot of flies and other vermin.
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:25 PM   #24
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look on ebay, they have magnetic prank bumper stickers..... they are pretty funny!
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:56 PM   #25
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If you want to keep it shaving cream related...

Freeze a couple of cans of shaving cream, until they are as frozen as possible.

Now use whatever you can, and peel the metal of the can away completley, so you're left with a frozen solid cylinder of shaving cream.

Now if you place that cylinder anywhere, say the inside of a car, or better yet, the glove compartment, when it thaws, it will expand to about 850x its size.

Now, one can wont fill a car very well, which is why I would suggest multiple, or placing them in small areas, like the glove compartment, or toilet...

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http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:41 PM   #26
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Remember Beverly Hills Cop and the banana in the tailpipe trick?

Or take the previous suggestion of removable paint (perhaps permanent) and stencil "Flaming C's" all over his car (I take it he is an Oilers fan...)

Or if you have access to his vehicle for a little while... connect the break lights to the horn.... perhaps the first time he has to slow down is behind a cop.. or some Hell's Angels!!!
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:59 PM   #27
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Or if you have access to his vehicle for a little while... connect the break lights to the horn.... perhaps the first time he has to slow down is behind a cop.. or some Hell's Angels!!!
haha, I remember something like that happened to a friend of mine....except it wasn't a prank, and it was his blinker. Every time he flicked the blinker on his old VW Scirocco, the horn would go off.
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:04 PM   #28
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I would say that the bargain finder ad or the gay pride sticker are your best bets.

I put a "Princess" sticker on my buddies car, the guy is a 250lb football type. He left it on for a while after he found it, funny stuff.

Nothing involving 'poo' is cool though.
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