Advice for best Calgary Stampede Job

I was tempted to apply for this:
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-part...AdIdZ372310034
But then my husband reminded me I would likely have to deal with drunken idiots that think they're the shizzat. My guess: at least one spinal a day.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

I saw a thing on the news that a Calgary company was looking for Pub Crawl leaders.

It's been almost 10 years and I'll never forget "sheep", our crawl leader, from a pub crawl back in the day. He was by far the drunkest guy on the tour. He was the only guy who had an assistant because way too often he'd get left behind. Saw the guy fall face first off a 3-4ft high stage/box at the Back Alley, get up and chug a mickey.

[Hack&Lube]

My buddy just became a Cowboys Bartender for the Stampede

[Backlund22]

Thanks a ton to everyone who put some input into this thread! I took a job in parking, should be awesome.